😂 The Girlfriend Interview

Emeka was tired of heartbreak.

So before agreeing to date Chioma, he brought out a notebook.

Chioma laughed.

"What's that?"

"My relationship interview questions."

She thought he was joking.

He wasn't.

"Question one: If I say I'm hungry, what will you do?"

Chioma smiled.

"I'll cook for you."

Emeka nodded and wrote, "Good answer."

"Question two: If another girl calls me 'baby' by mistake, what will you do?"

"I'll ask who she is."

Emeka shook his head.

"Wrong answer."

"What should I do?"

"You should ask if she has a sister for my single friend."

Chioma burst into laughter.

"You're not serious!"

Emeka continued.

"Final question. If I give you my phone password, what will you do?"

Chioma replied confidently,

"I won't check your phone because I trust you."

Emeka stood up, clapped, and shouted,

"Congratulations! You've passed!"

Just then, his own phone buzzed.

A message popped up on the screen:

"Baby, when are you coming to see me again? ❤️"

Chioma slowly looked at him.

Emeka quickly hid the phone.

"Don't worry... that's my tailor."

Chioma smiled sweetly.

"Really?"

"Yes."

She stood up, picked up her handbag, and said,

"Tell your tailor to sew you another girlfriend."

Then she walked away.

Emeka sighed and looked at the waiter.

"My interview was successful..."

"So why did I fail?"

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Moral: Sometimes the person asking all the questions is the one with the biggest secrets!

🤣 What excuse would make you laugh the most if someone claimed it was their 'tailor' texting them?