π The "I'm Not Hungry" Girlfriend
David and his girlfriend, Linda, went to a restaurant.
David asked, "Baby, what do you want to eat?"
Linda replied, "Nothing. I'm not hungry."
David ordered food for himself.
Five minutes later...
Linda: "What did you order?"
David: "Jollof rice and chicken."
Linda: "Oh... okay."
The food arrived.
Linda stared at it.
David started eating.
Linda: "Is the chicken spicy?"
David: "A little."
Linda: "Can I just taste it?"
David gave her a small piece.
She ate it.
"Wow! This chicken is actually nice."
David smiled.
"Do you want me to order one for you?"
Linda quickly replied,
"No, I'm not hungry."
Two minutes later, another piece disappeared.
Then another.
Then another.
David looked at his plate.
"Baby, you said you're not hungry!"
Linda looked at him seriously.
"I'm not hungry. I'm just helping you finish your food." πππ
David stared at his empty plate.
"Please, waiter! Bring me another girlfriend!"
Linda laughed.
"Order your food first. Your relationship can come later." π€£π€£π€£
Moral: When your girlfriend says "I'm not hungry," don't believe her until you've finished eating. π
π Ladies, be honest: Is "I'm not hungry" sometimes a lie? π
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