😂 THE 2-MINUTE PHONE CALL 😂

My girlfriend called me and said:

“Baby, I just want to ask you one question.”

I said, “Okay, ask.”

She asked:

“Do you still love me?”

I said, “Of course!”

She said, “Okay.”

I thought the call was over. 😌

Then she asked:

“Why did you say ‘of course’ like you were tired?”

I said, “I’m not tired.”

She said, “Hmm… okay.”

Then silence. 😭

I asked, “Baby, are you still there?”

She said, “Yes. I’m just thinking.”

I immediately became nervous.

After five minutes, she said:

“Who is that girl you followed yesterday?”

I said, “Which girl?”

She said:

“Don’t worry. Continue pretending you don’t know.” 😂😂

I checked my Instagram.

It was a business account selling handbags. 😭😭

I told her, “Baby, I followed her because I wanted to buy a bag.”

She said:

“Then why didn’t you tell me?”

I said, “I wanted to surprise you.”

She went quiet.

Then she said:

“Send me the money. I’ll buy the bag myself.” 😂😂😂

That was the day I learned:

Never follow a woman online without preparing a full explanation—even if she’s selling handbags. 🤣