π The Relationship Interview
Chika sat her boyfriend down.
"Baby, I want to ask you something."
He smiled. "Go ahead."
"If I disappeared for three days, would you miss me?"
"Of course!"
"Would you call me?"
"Every hour!"
"Would you cry?"
"Probably."
Chika smiled proudly.
"Okay, last question. If another woman started talking to you while I was gone, what would you do?"
He thought for a moment.
"I'd tell her I'm taken."
Chika smiled.
"Good answer."
Then he added,
"But if she asks whether my girlfriend is coming back..."
Chika's smile disappeared.
"What would you tell her?"
He looked at her and said,
"That's classified information." πππ
Chika grabbed a pillow.
"Come here!"
He immediately ran.
"WAIT! I WAS JOKING!"
Chika shouted,
"Run! Let me see how fast your classified information can move!" π€£π€£π€£
Moral: Some jokes are funny until you realize you're the one who told them. π
π Be honest: Would you forgive him or chase him with the pillow? ππ
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