Meet The Spartans (2008)

In militarized Sparta, Leonidas (Sean Maguire) proves himself the strongest warrior in Sparta after a fierce battle with giant penguins, successfully seizing the Spartan throne and marrying Margot as his queen. One day, while severely training his son, Leonidas receives a Persian envoy who arrogantly declares that King Xerxes will rule Greece, and Spartan children will only be able to produce Nike shoes in sweatshops. Enraged, Leonidas kills the envoy and a group of American idols, bribing the prophet with cosmetics to request war, only to receive a warning from the ugly goddess Betty. Leonidas still decides to go to war, leading 13 warriors with spray-painted abs to defend a pass, defeating the Persian vanguard with street dance. Xerxes, the fat man, uses a blue screen computer to create a massive army that threatens the Spartan army. Paris Hilton, abandoned by Leonidas, informs the Persians of a planned ambush. Leonidas leads his troops in a desperate battle against Rocky, Ghost Rider, and the Persian army. This film is an adaptation of *300*, using parody techniques to reinterpret the original.