1. Decide you want to touch grass. 2. Stand up. 3. Stretch. 4. Put on shoes (optional). 5. Find a door. 6. Open the door. 7. Go outside. 8. Look around. 9. Locate some grass. 10. Confirm itβs actually grass. 11. Walk toward it. 12. Avoid walking into a tree. 13. Admire the sky. 14. Take another step. 15. Keep going. 16. Stop at the edge of the lawn. 17. Check for sprinklers. 18. Check for geese. 19. Check for ants. 20. Pick a nice patch. 21. Bend your knees. 22. Lean forward. 23. Extend your arm. 24. Open your hand. 25. Aim carefully. 26. Lower your hand. 27. Almost there. 28. Resist overthinking. 29. Ignore your phone for a second. 30. Reach a little farther. 31. Touch a blade of grass. 32. Congratulationsβyou touched grass. 33. Feel the texture. 34. Wiggle your fingers. 35. Touch another blade. 36. Notice the temperature. 37. Smell the fresh air. 38. Listen to nearby sounds. 39. Look at the clouds. 40. Appreciate the moment. 41. Stand back up. 42. Smile if you want. 43. Take a deep breath. 44. Walk a few steps. 45. Touch the grass again, just to be sure. 46. Youβve still got it. 47. Sit down if itβs dry. 48. Relax for a minute. 49. Watch an insect. 50. Donβt bother the insect. 51. Observe a flower nearby. 52. Wave at a passing neighbor. 53. Or donβtβyour choice. 54. Feel the breeze. 55. Count five different shades of green. 56. Notice how quiet it is. 57. Resist checking notifications. 58. Enjoy the sunlight (or the shade). 59. Think about nothing in particular. 60. Stretch your legs. 61. Stand up again. 62. Brush off your clothes if needed. 63. Touch the grass one more time. 64. High-five yourself mentally. 65. Look around once more. 66. Appreciate nature. 67. Take a short walk. 68. Avoid stepping on flowers. 69. Say βnice grassβ (optional). 70. Continue walking. 71. Find another patch. 72. Compare the texture. 73. Decide which patch wins. 74. Nod in approval. 75. Listen for birds. 76. Spot a butterfly if youβre lucky. 77. Avoid chasing it. 78. Enjoy the fresh air. 79. Be present. 80. Take another breath. 81. Look at the horizon. 82. Feel grounded. 83. Remember this was about touching grass. 84. Laugh at how many steps there are. 85. Touch the grass again for dramatic effect. 86. Mission definitely accomplished. 87. Stand up. 88. Head back toward the door. 89. Take one last look outside. 90. Appreciate the outdoors. 91. Open the door. 92. Go back inside. 93. Close the door. 94. Remove your shoes if you wore them. 95. Wash your hands if you feel like it. 96. Grab a drink of water. 97. Tell someone you touched grass. 98. Receive imaginary achievement points. 99. Unlock: Professional Grass Toucher. 100. Remember you can always go outside again tomorrow. π±
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lisa_hayes3Β weeks, 2Β days ago
Free kickβ Penaltyβ
utkarsh.kalita3Β weeks, 2Β days ago
Player so goated the greatest stadium named after him ππ₯Ά
Santiago bernabeu like the stadium of Madrid name after
michelle_bryan3Β weeks, 2Β days ago
Igot an ingery but im coming back to the champions league in my club
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marthahaven43Β weeks, 1Β day ago
His heart sank... He was breathless.. Excuse me sir, there must be someone you've confused me for, if i could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform i go to church on sunday...
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vanessa_carlson3Β weeks, 1Β day ago
Santiago bernabue
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mandy_butler3Β weeks, 2Β days ago
Is that Brian Johnson from ACDC in the pub.
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juancarlos.rolΓ³n3Β weeks, 3Β days ago
Santiago gimenezβ€
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damien_davies3Β weeks, 2Β days ago
"His heart sank " πππ
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melissa_haynes3Β weeks, 2Β days ago
His Heart Sank He Was Breathless
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kamilly_sousa3Β weeks, 2Β days ago
Newcastle united I support
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ross.woodward3Β weeks, 1Β day ago
My name is also Santiago Sherchan
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matthewjimenez8023Β weeks, 1Β day ago
why are we censoring beer now?
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liesalangern863Β weeks, 1Β day ago
And now everyone knows his name and even a stadium in Madrid is named after him
1. Decide you want to touch grass. 2. Stand up. 3. Stretch. 4. Put on shoes (optional). 5. Find a door. 6. Open the door. 7. Go outside. 8. Look around. 9. Locate some grass. 10. Confirm itβs actually grass. 11. Walk toward it. 12. Avoid walking into a tree. 13. Admire the sky. 14. Take another step. 15. Keep going. 16. Stop at the edge of the lawn. 17. Check for sprinklers. 18. Check for geese. 19. Check for ants. 20. Pick a nice patch. 21. Bend your knees. 22. Lean forward. 23. Extend your arm. 24. Open your hand. 25. Aim carefully. 26. Lower your hand. 27. Almost there. 28. Resist overthinking. 29. Ignore your phone for a second. 30. Reach a little farther. 31. Touch a blade of grass. 32. Congratulationsβyou touched grass. 33. Feel the texture. 34. Wiggle your fingers. 35. Touch another blade. 36. Notice the temperature. 37. Smell the fresh air. 38. Listen to nearby sounds. 39. Look at the clouds. 40. Appreciate the moment. 41. Stand back up. 42. Smile if you want. 43. Take a deep breath. 44. Walk a few steps. 45. Touch the grass again, just to be sure. 46. Youβve still got it. 47. Sit down if itβs dry. 48. Relax for a minute. 49. Watch an insect. 50. Donβt bother the insect. 51. Observe a flower nearby. 52. Wave at a passing neighbor. 53. Or donβtβyour choice. 54. Feel the breeze. 55. Count five different shades of green. 56. Notice how quiet it is. 57. Resist checking notifications. 58. Enjoy the sunlight (or the shade). 59. Think about nothing in particular. 60. Stretch your legs. 61. Stand up again. 62. Brush off your clothes if needed. 63. Touch the grass one more time. 64. High-five yourself mentally. 65. Look around once more. 66. Appreciate nature. 67. Take a short walk. 68. Avoid stepping on flowers. 69. Say βnice grassβ (optional). 70. Continue walking. 71. Find another patch. 72. Compare the texture. 73. Decide which patch wins. 74. Nod in approval. 75. Listen for birds. 76. Spot a butterfly if youβre lucky. 77. Avoid chasing it. 78. Enjoy the fresh air. 79. Be present. 80. Take another breath. 81. Look at the horizon. 82. Feel grounded. 83. Remember this was about touching grass. 84. Laugh at how many steps there are. 85. Touch the grass again for dramatic effect. 86. Mission definitely accomplished. 87. Stand up. 88. Head back toward the door. 89. Take one last look outside. 90. Appreciate the outdoors. 91. Open the door. 92. Go back inside. 93. Close the door. 94. Remove your shoes if you wore them. 95. Wash your hands if you feel like it. 96. Grab a drink of water. 97. Tell someone you touched grass. 98. Receive imaginary achievement points. 99. Unlock: Professional Grass Toucher. 100. Remember you can always go outside again tomorrow. π±
Free kickβ Penaltyβ
Player so goated the greatest stadium named after him ππ₯Ά
Movie name?
But the fun fact Santiago never payed for Newcastle( about the player at which Santiago bernabΓ©u is named )
Dream of every boy .π
Freekick β Penalty β
Movie name : Gool!
Santiago bernabeu like the stadium of Madrid name after
Igot an ingery but im coming back to the champions league in my club
His heart sank... He was breathless.. Excuse me sir, there must be someone you've confused me for, if i could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform i go to church on sunday...
Santiago bernabue
Is that Brian Johnson from ACDC in the pub.
Santiago gimenezβ€
"His heart sank " πππ
His Heart Sank He Was Breathless
Newcastle united I support
My name is also Santiago Sherchan
why are we censoring beer now?
And now everyone knows his name and even a stadium in Madrid is named after him