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that’s the crazy part.. you never know if your really alone
Would you want to be teleported into space?
Blind people: “I’ve been training for this my whole life”
Blind + deaf people in winter: Am I a joke to you? note: I know that some blind people don't see complete darkness it was 4 am okay ):<
You: Floating around in the darkness Space: something rubs you gently You: 👁️👁️ YOU: 🤤
"Ok, but you guys are going to teleport me back, right? Right? Guys?"
"That's me without you bro..." "Bro..."
Me: “one more short before I go to bed.” The short:
When it’s 1 AM and the last homie logs off
Dont be scared of being alone in a dark place. Be scared of not being alone in a dark place
Imagine farting thinking you’re alone and then hearing “bro are you serious right now?”
‘This is not that bad…’ 5 seconds later: ‘WHAT JUST TOUCHED MY FOOT!!!!
"Can you imagine the feeling?" Yes. Everyday.
"Its not the dark that scares me, its what's in it"
“If you get teleported next to a black hole youd see this” “Hey that looks like a bumho- AHHHHH”
That’s my literal definition of hell. No fire, no brimstone, just nothing. Complete dark.
Imagine being there and then you suddenly hear “never gonna give you up never gonna let you down”
Then suddenly you hear a faint voice from the distance: "we've been trying to reach you for your car's extended warranty"
Everybody gangsta till you NOT alone anymore…
Paralyzed blind guy: "hold my beer"
that’s the crazy part.. you never know if your really alone
Would you want to be teleported into space?
Blind people: “I’ve been training for this my whole life”
Blind + deaf people in winter: Am I a joke to you? note: I know that some blind people don't see complete darkness it was 4 am okay ):<
You: Floating around in the darkness Space: something rubs you gently You: 👁️👁️ YOU: 🤤
"Ok, but you guys are going to teleport me back, right? Right? Guys?"
"That's me without you bro..." "Bro..."
Me: “one more short before I go to bed.” The short:
When it’s 1 AM and the last homie logs off
Dont be scared of being alone in a dark place. Be scared of not being alone in a dark place
Imagine farting thinking you’re alone and then hearing “bro are you serious right now?”
‘This is not that bad…’ 5 seconds later: ‘WHAT JUST TOUCHED MY FOOT!!!!
"Can you imagine the feeling?" Yes. Everyday.
"Its not the dark that scares me, its what's in it"
“If you get teleported next to a black hole youd see this” “Hey that looks like a bumho- AHHHHH”
That’s my literal definition of hell. No fire, no brimstone, just nothing. Complete dark.
Imagine being there and then you suddenly hear “never gonna give you up never gonna let you down”
Then suddenly you hear a faint voice from the distance: "we've been trying to reach you for your car's extended warranty"
Everybody gangsta till you NOT alone anymore…
Paralyzed blind guy: "hold my beer"