Apophis expectation vs reality. #space #asteroid #apophis #earth #astronomy

The moon: woah woah woah WOAH WOAH WOAH BRO WATCH YO JET BRO WATCH YO JET

Nobody Apophis every 7 years: "Earth, I've come to bargain"

Earth almost got rings💀 Edit: Thank you for 44k likes!🗿🍷

Again after 7 years Apophis: "yo where my hug at" Earth: "Fuck off dawg, fr this time"

7 years later Apophis: I'm back baby

The moon had a heart attack watching that thing

"haha you flinched!" What bro was about to do:

Every 7 years Apophis: I guess you wonder where I’ve been

Earth's gravitational pull actually saved the moon. What a true homie.

Naming an asteroid after the Egyptian god of Chaos is a wild move 😭

New fear unlocked: Earth catapults space rock into the moon

Option 1: "That's pretty cool." Option 2: "That's pretty cool."

"Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON" - Apophis Eggman

Lizards, snakes, alligators: "ah fuck. This shit again?"

“Ope, let me just squeeze right past you there.”

The moon had a heart attack while Earth just said his last words

For a second there, I thought Apophis was going to hit the moon instead.

Earth: Don't say it, don't you say it! Apophis: On your left. Earth: Come on!

Apophis:Chill, just wanted to give y'all a heart attack

People often forget space is unpredictable, we know chances of Apophis hitting Earth are very low, but it's NOT zero. Edit: Can yall stop roasting me for writing "unpredictable" in the wrong way? (And this comment is just my opinion dont make a war) 😐