Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Some people just really aren’t your friends #friends #car #ems

One person shows evidence of brain damage after the accident. The other shows evidence of brain damage before.

It's not a good sign when the paramedic can figure out your scheme within 10 seconds.

"For the love of God, stop talking before you say anything else that I'm going to have to repeat in a courtroom."

I’m an emt, once we pulled up to an accident where a clearly drunk woman put her 7 year old in the drivers seat afterwards and swore he was the one driving.

:^)

With friends like this one... Who needs enemies?

One guy for the ambulance, the other for the cops 😂

We need a Where Are They Now -- from the cops who arrested this guy following the collision

"Okay, you've said enough I can safely diagnose your friend. Now you can shut up, before I become an accessory."

remember, “Tell the cops nothing, tell the paramedics EVERYTHING” - Random Tumblr User

Windshield snitched.

I'm an emt, and once we came up to an accident where a plainly drunk mom put her 7-year-old in the driver's seat and claimed he was driving

We need a Where Are They Now -- from the cops that booked this fella after the accident.

I love how long it took the injured passenger to answer Jason’s question, “Sir, do you know where you’re at?” Finally he takes a stab at it with, “Are we in Canada?” 🤨

At least he didn't go through and become a human missle...

The sign says “Your Lungs Absorb About 1 Liter Of Farts Per Day”

Remember people, don't lie to the EMTs, they just want to make sure you're going to survive before you go to the hospital.

"I can hear colors. "New skill unlocked.

I love these stories Always brings a laugh to my day

I came accross a window like that one time on my way home from work. I stopped to help and the driver was already on the phone with 911... he had hit a pedestrian, but was telling the operator he just found the guy. It's like yeah, you found him with your car!