I'm not ready for this

This is like watching prey get eaten on national geographic

Ken locking the channel in till 2086 with this one

Fastest click of my life

He'll discover how to lock the camera in 10 episodes

No healing, No rolling, No lock-on, perfect first time playing Elden Ring

This is like watching a caveman find a diet coke

"I'm not ready for this" says the tarnished, as he realizes who's playing

ken you chose a very fitting character considering you attack everything like a neandertal

Dying 8 times on soldier of godrick immediately made me know this was about to be peak content

MOUSE & KEYBOARD 👏 NO ROLLING 👏 NO PARRYING 👏 NO LOCK-ON 👏 NO HEALING 👏 NEANDETHAL BUILD 👏 NO ARMOR 👏 GENOCIDE RUN 👏 COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO INSTRUCTIONS 👏 OBLIVIOUS TO LORE 👏 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

"everyone is an opp" says ken while trying to kill the middle aged, innocent shop owner

Lifetime supply of content starts with this one

“everyones an opp” ken says as he bashes the heads of neutral npcs who give him tips

Ken instantly attacking every NPC and blowing future quests immediately lol

“Age only affects appearance” Ken says as he messages a minor

Knowing Kens track record this series gonna take 10 years

Elden ken when he turn 97 after finally beating the first boss

Can’t wait for episode 500 where Ken finally learns how to dodge roll

Me: he’s actually sort of adapting Ken: enemy fellered

There is absolutely no way this is becoming a series based on the gameplay I saw today