He Should Get The Lint 😭

The kinda mf to get married and have kids and still wonder if she's flirting with him or just being nice

Literally wearing a ring🤦‍♂️ there’s no reason to make excuses😂

mfs will be together for four years and still be like “I mean you can come over, if you wouldn’t mind.”

“IM NOT A DERE TSUN-TSUNDERE”

At first I thought he forgot his bedbug

“Babe, you are important. If you want to spend time with me, that’s not bad”

I brought a rock I found on the beach to my wife this morning. I told her it's how penguins propose. She said yes. Then we both squacked like penguins. Edit: We are already married. I just like to remind her that I would marry her again.

Hell yeah I want my lint back,

-babe we have 9 kids if you want another one just say that. 😂

That's when you slide in with the saying of you're important

me and twin

Tsundere the stereotype

JUST pregnant ALREADY

This feels like Deltarune dialogue.

can i have pin just to spite the person who asked for it first

Guys, wearing rings doesn't automatically mean they're married, they might be married but not likely

Naww when he said i could keep it I'd cry n stop texting at that point

The perfect answer to the last message is "you are the most important thing" change my mind.

Caught my single ahh smiling at this😔✌️🥀💔

I would've said "the lint from my dryer isn’t that color, whose lint is that????"🤣