How I Know my Mom Loves Me

My dad used to tell me that he found me under the bridge then he found my sister beside the rubbish bin. So he took us. 😂

My sister told me I was delivered by FEDEX. Every time we passed a FedEx truck, she would point and say, “Look, there’s your home.”😭🤣

My mother used to tell me she found me next to the mental asylum 😔✌🏻

My dad used to tell me he found me in the supermarket and thought i was cute so he bought me 😂😂

My father told me he bought a seed and grew me in the garden 😂

mommy take you back home lor 😭 this is how i know my mom loves me too

"I PULLED YOU DOWN THE CHIMNEY BECAUSE THE STORK LEFT YOU THERE " said my mother.

my dad told me that he was on a walk, and a crow dropped a baby on him... the baby was me.

my aunts teased me before that my parents found me in a cow's sh*t, so i also told my siblings they were found there 😂

My dad told me he was the one who gave birth to me, and that one day, he just accidentally shit me out inside a public toilet and decided to take me home…

That was FUCKD UP !! 😅🤣😂😂😂

The one moment u feel like she loves for for a minute 🥲

My mom says that my dad kidnapped her even though theres pics from their wedding and our baby pics

Now we need to see “how I know my mom is proud of me”…

My mom said that one day her and my dad eat chips and she won a prize and when she go to the place to claim the prize she got me 😭😭😭😭

Bruh 😂 my dad used to tell me he found me in a laundry detergent package 💀💀💀💀💀💀

My brother told me my parents found me in the garbage. My dad corrected him and said that was him. 😂

my dad said he bought me from a convenience store for 2 cents 😭😭

My dad tells me he found me at a Kmart blue light special sale 😭

My father always told us that we were monkeys he adopted from the forest in our backyard and that our tails fell off when he took us? 😭