It turns out dating someone from a tiny town in Kansas comes with some hilarious cultural realizations. Exploring the geographical comedy of the Midwest versus the South, one comic breaks down why the flat terrain makes for some truly unique prison security strategies. It is a sharp observation on small-town life, Southern upbringing, and the sheer expanse of the American landscape that proves some places are just too wide open to hide in. #comedy #standup #Kansas #Midwest #funny #storytelling
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I spent a month in Kansas one day.
"I like to watch em give up". I'm dead. 😂😂😂
“Elevators, baby. I’m going to show you the world.” 😂😂😂
The lateral move line was very solid🔥
I think it was Ron White who said “Kansas is full of quitters. Settlers heading west; but some people got to Kansas and said that’s enough.”
I've painted water towers everywhere, in Kansas you can see a storm coming for miles from the top of a tank
I drove I 70 once from Kansss City all the way west to Colorado... longest 7 month's of my life... I said never again!
In the Canadian province of Saskatchewan is known to be super flat...there's a saying," when your dog runs away, you can see him for 3 days 🤣🇨🇦👍
When they say "run for the hills," they don't normally intend for those hills to be 750+ miles away in every cardinal direction. It do be that way, though. XD
Go to the Texas panhandle, where in one place and time you can "See the most, you have ever seen, and see the least you have ever seen"
That I 70 drive across Kansas is hell on earth. 7 hours of absolutely nothing.
Saskatchewan is like that, over here. Rumor has it you can see the weather 3 days ahead of time.
"An imate run away all weekend" got me! 😂
A warm rag and sing a hymn hahaha!! that was my healthcare growin up in the Rockies 😂
Kansas dweller here! Shoutout from the sunflower state
Kansas girl here.."there's no place like home" 😅
"A warm rag and sing a hymn" lol
Honestly, as someone who grew up in the MO-KS-OK area, and lived in Kansas for the first third of my life, I thought this was just gonna be another "Kansas is so flat-" "how flat is it?" set. It was not, and I _erupted_ in laughter when I heard the words "lateral move" 😂😂 _This._ This is how you do a flat Kansas bit.
I'm a Kansan... Proud Kansan. Fifth generation Kansan.... He's not wrong. 😂❤
On the flipside, you can spot a coup from a mile away. Literally.