this isn't dead internet theory anymore, it's a dead cerebral function theory.
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leonard_bender4 months ago
"Oh hell yeah a cool game with some wholesome aspects that's gonna be sick" *opens twitter* "What the fuck"
scottarc944 months ago
"Hey Twitter, how's it going?" "They made the child not sexy." "...what the fuck."
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lucieadam194 months ago
I was initially like “Censored? Did they censor something she said or?” Then my mouth fucking dropped.
thibaultpixel544 months ago
*"They were.... disgusting."* -SCP 682, the hard to kill reptile
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shawnbird2424 months ago
Person who "complained about the design" just got their account banned too btw 💀
eloah_damata4 months ago
He literally said “girls” too LIKE BRO ACTUALLY JUST EXPOSED HIMSELF UNDER NO PRESSURE
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ross.craig4 months ago
Nah man seeing a kid and immediately thinking pedobait has to be considered a confession💀 Edit: Though granted, it *is* kind of a spectrum, the weirdos on the other end, and the self-report weirdos in another. Then the regular ones
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daniela_campos4 months ago
One of my favorite phrases is "Very normal thing to say, now show it to your family and see their reaction”
taylorsmith9244 months ago
There's simple rule in gaming: "if the game's ass it's ass, if the game's great, the community is ass"
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brendanhollow274 months ago
"ugh, this game contains a child! this is so pedophilia coded!" *garfield looking at "keep out" sign with him on it and saying "huh, i wonder who that's for"*
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meganmccarthy2684 months ago
Ultron was right, bro; spent 5 mins on the internet and knew we needed a clean slate.
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dalton_gentry4 months ago
Eneyone who thinks that the inclusion of a child is considered inherently sexual is very likely a person who would sexualise children
olivierdrift984 months ago
Do not be horny for the child, be horny for the guy in the cool suit atleast
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silvia_garcía4 months ago
Remember. People did this with the Silent Hill girl from that newest Silent Hill game too
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melissa_haynes4 months ago
*Insert "our brains are shrinking" gif*
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andrew_martin3 months, 4 weeks ago
The amount of self reports Pragmata has caused is literally the best thing ever lmao
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charles_sandoval4 months ago
It's not even being censored. The designers just chose not to add that weird stuff
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elaine_fry4 months ago
If you can’t handle seeing a child in a video game about a guy who becomes a surrogate father to a child without immediately thinking of child molesting, you shouldn’t be allowed around kids in real life.
*”DON’T TOUCH THE CHILD!”*
this isn't dead internet theory anymore, it's a dead cerebral function theory.
"Oh hell yeah a cool game with some wholesome aspects that's gonna be sick" *opens twitter* "What the fuck"
"Hey Twitter, how's it going?" "They made the child not sexy." "...what the fuck."
I was initially like “Censored? Did they censor something she said or?” Then my mouth fucking dropped.
*"They were.... disgusting."* -SCP 682, the hard to kill reptile
Person who "complained about the design" just got their account banned too btw 💀
He literally said “girls” too LIKE BRO ACTUALLY JUST EXPOSED HIMSELF UNDER NO PRESSURE
Nah man seeing a kid and immediately thinking pedobait has to be considered a confession💀 Edit: Though granted, it *is* kind of a spectrum, the weirdos on the other end, and the self-report weirdos in another. Then the regular ones
One of my favorite phrases is "Very normal thing to say, now show it to your family and see their reaction”
There's simple rule in gaming: "if the game's ass it's ass, if the game's great, the community is ass"
"ugh, this game contains a child! this is so pedophilia coded!" *garfield looking at "keep out" sign with him on it and saying "huh, i wonder who that's for"*
Ultron was right, bro; spent 5 mins on the internet and knew we needed a clean slate.
Eneyone who thinks that the inclusion of a child is considered inherently sexual is very likely a person who would sexualise children
Do not be horny for the child, be horny for the guy in the cool suit atleast
Remember. People did this with the Silent Hill girl from that newest Silent Hill game too
*Insert "our brains are shrinking" gif*
The amount of self reports Pragmata has caused is literally the best thing ever lmao
It's not even being censored. The designers just chose not to add that weird stuff
If you can’t handle seeing a child in a video game about a guy who becomes a surrogate father to a child without immediately thinking of child molesting, you shouldn’t be allowed around kids in real life.