At long last, a new Star Wars movie is finally here! Is it the start of a grand new saga? Is it the continuation of characters and lore that anyone cares about? NO! It’s Baby Grogu wandering around the woods looking for something to eat because his tum tum is hungry. It’s The Mandalorian saying everything with the monotone inflection of a bored customer service employee stuck on the line with an elderly person trying to figure out their cable bill. Star Wars is back baby! If you pay for Disney Plus but also want to pay even more to see a Disney Plus streaming series in a theater for no good reason, this is the movie for you!!!
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They made the right choice using a puppet over CGI. Rich looks so realistic this way. You can tell there was a real humans touch to his movements.
I’m so happy Disney made another Star Wars movie. Not because I want to watch it, but because I want to watch these three talking about it
“In fact Tony gilroy should’ve directed the sequels. And Dave Filoni should’ve directed people to their seats in the theater”
I admire Rich for his very current Young George R.R. Martin cosplay
I love Rich's Welsh grandpa outfit arc unironically
Rich has a 100% hit rate for HitB openings
Rich no longer needs to wear a costume to be Mr.Plinket.
Scorsese's best performance since Shark Tales.
I never thought I'd see the day when RLM would apologize to Rogue One
This is the first RLM review of a Star Wars film in theaters in 6 years.
I'm now about 90% sure Dave Filoni is the guy in the Vader mask abusing R5-D4.
oh god finally i don't have to sit alone in my thoughts on a friday night e: yall, you have NO IDEA how happy i am that it's confirmed that jay has seen manborg. i fucking love that movie, i am having the best day.
Rich Evans. The people's champion.
I will give Disney credit. Never in the history of cinema has a franchise been beaten so thoroughly in to the ground. If Star Wars was a dead horse Disney has beaten it so many times they are getting close to splitting the atoms the horse was made of. Thats impressive.
Rich Evans has evolved into his most perfect form— kindly old man
>half in the bag >looks inside >beyond the black void
I love that Mike always wears something Star Trek when talking about star wars.
I love that little gogurt
Every day we get closer to Mike looking back nostalgically at the Prequels is a day we venture further into the darkest timeline.
"This is lazy writing. Bad writing is Alex Kurtzman". And that's why Rich Evans is not just a funny dude: he's smart.