At long last, a new Star Wars movie is finally here! Is it the start of a grand new saga? Is it the continuation of characters and lore that anyone cares about? NO! It’s Baby Grogu wandering around the woods looking for something to eat because his tum tum is hungry. It’s The Mandalorian saying everything with the monotone inflection of a bored customer service employee stuck on the line with an elderly person trying to figure out their cable bill. Star Wars is back baby! If you pay for Disney Plus but also want to pay even more to see a Disney Plus streaming series in a theater for no good reason, this is the movie for you!!!
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Sigourney's in her 70s playing a pointless roll, she probably WAS asleep.
It's so weird to see Steve Blum at a Hollywood Premiere and being interviewed like a proper Hollywood star.
One thing I noticed about the online discussion around this movie is how nobody was even warning people about spoilers, because basically nothing happens in it. There’s nothing to spoil. The characters end the movie in almost the exact same place they started, unlike Marvel Studios movies where everything is constantly changing with reveals, twists, and surprises people want to experience firsthand. You could describe this entire movie to someone who hasn’t seen it yet and they probably wouldn’t even feel like anything was spoiled, because everything is so predictable.
“Flavorless Star Wars packet” is not getting enough love
Whenever they show those publicity interview clips with the Director and cast members, I always think "who actually *watches* those?"
star wars fan 10 years from now: i wish they'd just fight a monster
Rich's transformation into an Irish uncle is complete
The opposite of love isn't hate, but indifference.
Grogu is a 50 year old baby. Which is a reference to the entirety of the remaining Star Wars fan base.
Best show on YouTube.
In this episode: Rich tries his best to give any sort of praise, gets immediately shot down every time
Peak Milwaukee spring fashion here
Thank god this channel got what they wanted all those years ago and JJ Abraham’s saved Star Wars and now we get this 10/10 Mango and Grok movie.
Guys, Grogu is not for kids. He's for Werner Herzog.
This was the only way I was gonna learn anything about this movie.
"someday you'll have to let him go-" we already did. In Season 2. And then he came back. Off-screen, in another different TV show for some reason.
"Every 5 minutes of this movie a new fuckin goblin shows up" is so hilarious and might actually be a selling point
The most horrifying thing about this is that I thought they were doing a bit when they said Rise of Skywalker came out 7 years ago.
Grogue One: A Family Story
I like how 45:30 when Mike is listing off Star Wars films and mentions Solo- Jay immediately responds "You LIKED that one!" in a baffled way that implies he never forgot or forgave Mike of that fact.