FYI the purpose of this video is satire and comedy, and I do not intend to disrespect or deprecate content creators featured in this short, I just wanted to shorten some aspects of their videos for my fellow ADHD shorts users. All of the content creators are hard-working and creative individuals and I really enjoy their content, so I highly recommend subscribing to them. Background Minecraft parkour footage: @Ozercraft86 - check the actual speedrun god out. Also I obviously speedrun (skip) through a lot of details about certain topics in the vid, so if you are interested in learning more you can find the featured shorts below: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/siPZ-dBdOrU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz7bQ0wLFaA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0ONwjTxdO4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7A_fuzKjuA https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mbWswbxqHuQ #speedrunningshorts #shorts #randomfacts #joecaine
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"Don't move your eyes" Yup, it's over.
Most normal Zack video
That recording is pure nightmare fuel
That recording made my snake as solid as a metal gear
The real shorts are the speed running we did along the way
SIEGWIENNE MENTIONED LETS GOOOOO
The real speedrunning is the friends we made along the way
“If you see turkeys circling around a grave, then get out of there immediately. But why?” Because they’re playing turkey turkey skeleton
“Kept ya waiting huh?”
"Au *Clair de* la *Lune* " Holy ULTRKILL reference
New fear unlocked: getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil
Sigewinne mentioned
"This year hunt has bin wonderful" the pumpkin rabit
AHH IT APPEARS THAT THERE IS A PENCIL IN MY EYE, HEAVENS ME!
"Speed running sharts."
SIGEWINNE FROM GENSHIN IMPACT!!!!
The fact that Sigewinne has 90% chance of stabbing you with a large needle in the eye too.
“A poultrygeist”😭 this mf too funny bro
Not the Volgin ball grip from MGS3 😭
My big ahh would eat that jello