Xiwang decided he wanted to โhelpโ the team in R.E.P.O. today. Biggest mistake of our lives ๐ญ This man grabbed a floating potion and accidentally activated creative mode on the entire map ๐ ALL the loot started floating. THE CARTS started floating. ME and HIM started floating. We looked like two confused balloons fighting for rent money ๐ญ Then the extraction activated and Xiwangโs survival instincts kicked in. Instead of saving the loot carefullyโฆ he grabbed ONE cart, slammed it into extraction like a Walmart shopping cart, forgot the second cart, dropped half the loot, and somehow DESTROYED BOTH CARTS in the process ๐ We only completed 1 out of 4 extractions. The loot was gone. The carts were gone. Our future was gone. And this man stood there proudly saying: โAt least I saved a lot ๐โ BRO YOU CAUSED THE GREAT DEPRESSION ๐ญ When I started yelling at him, he immediately transformed into an annoying mosquito and started running circles around me mocking my wand aim: โHAHA YOU CANโT HIT MEEE ๐โ Meanwhile Lychee was in the background aiming at him with the patience of a professional assassin ๐ญ I noticed it instantly. So I stopped trying to hit Xiwangโฆ waited for the perfect momentโฆ then moved aside like a movie scene ๐ Xiwang stopped running, still laughingโฆ BOOM. Lychee absolutely folded him into the floor ๐ญ๐ซ The best part? Xiwangโs last contribution to the team was becoming a corpse. Me and Lychee laughed so hard we almost failed the extraction again ๐ #REPO #FunnyMoments #Gaming #Chaos #REPOGame #Multiplayer
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โBoth of them?โ **laughs maniacally**