Xiwang decided he wanted to βhelpβ the team in R.E.P.O. today. Biggest mistake of our lives π This man grabbed a floating potion and accidentally activated creative mode on the entire map π ALL the loot started floating. THE CARTS started floating. ME and HIM started floating. We looked like two confused balloons fighting for rent money π Then the extraction activated and Xiwangβs survival instincts kicked in. Instead of saving the loot carefullyβ¦ he grabbed ONE cart, slammed it into extraction like a Walmart shopping cart, forgot the second cart, dropped half the loot, and somehow DESTROYED BOTH CARTS in the process π We only completed 1 out of 4 extractions. The loot was gone. The carts were gone. Our future was gone. And this man stood there proudly saying: βAt least I saved a lot πβ BRO YOU CAUSED THE GREAT DEPRESSION π When I started yelling at him, he immediately transformed into an annoying mosquito and started running circles around me mocking my wand aim: βHAHA YOU CANβT HIT MEEE πβ Meanwhile Lychee was in the background aiming at him with the patience of a professional assassin π I noticed it instantly. So I stopped trying to hit Xiwangβ¦ waited for the perfect momentβ¦ then moved aside like a movie scene π Xiwang stopped running, still laughingβ¦ BOOM. Lychee absolutely folded him into the floor ππ« The best part? Xiwangβs last contribution to the team was becoming a corpse. Me and Lychee laughed so hard we almost failed the extraction again π #REPO #FunnyMoments #Gaming #Chaos #REPOGame #Multiplayer
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βBoth of them?β **laughs maniacally**