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It's just a phase...right?
Straight Matt gives me nightmares
“Straight Matt can’t hurt you.” The straight Matt in question:
I'm so fucking scared rn 😟😟
Totally believe this, but now go to the pub and get a beer…
Tell me it's a phase TELL ME IT'S A PHASE
I’ll believe this when he has a buzz cut, is drinking beer, has a girlfriend,and has short nails
“IT’S JUST A JOKE!!!” I yell as I an pulled into a cushioned pure white room
The walk reveals all
I didn't think I would be scared of straight Matt but here I am
Nooo…. WHY MATT WHY!! 😢HOW DARE YOU!
THAT FILTER, THAT FILTER HAS RUINED EVERYTHING
It’s cause of that one short where Matt lets tic tok decide
that’s… beautiful katie
NAHHH GIVE US GAY QUEEN BACK
The other day you said that you’d never be straight because it’s hard to imagine you as straight
Bros chopped when he's straight 😭 We need our queen back 😭
Its just a phase you'll grow out of it
"Yes you lottt" Matt pls 😭
Stop youre scaring me. PLEASE TELL ME ITS A PHASE
It's just a phase...right?
Straight Matt gives me nightmares
“Straight Matt can’t hurt you.” The straight Matt in question:
I'm so fucking scared rn 😟😟
Totally believe this, but now go to the pub and get a beer…
Tell me it's a phase TELL ME IT'S A PHASE
I’ll believe this when he has a buzz cut, is drinking beer, has a girlfriend,and has short nails
“IT’S JUST A JOKE!!!” I yell as I an pulled into a cushioned pure white room
The walk reveals all
I didn't think I would be scared of straight Matt but here I am
Nooo…. WHY MATT WHY!! 😢HOW DARE YOU!
THAT FILTER, THAT FILTER HAS RUINED EVERYTHING
It’s cause of that one short where Matt lets tic tok decide
that’s… beautiful katie
NAHHH GIVE US GAY QUEEN BACK
The other day you said that you’d never be straight because it’s hard to imagine you as straight
Bros chopped when he's straight 😭 We need our queen back 😭
Its just a phase you'll grow out of it
"Yes you lottt" Matt pls 😭
Stop youre scaring me. PLEASE TELL ME ITS A PHASE