I’m 15 years into my relationship and I’m still convinced she doesn’t poop
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amanda.knight1 year, 2 months ago
I've been married 25 years and neither of us would act like this.
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dalton_gentry3 years ago
I used to believe girls didn’t take dumps for the longest 😂
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mandy_butler1 year, 3 months ago
I dont even poop with the door open and I live alone lol
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wandamyst13 years ago
Married almost 8yrs and have never taken a dump with the door open or the door unlocked. Crapping in front of my lady is not a fetish of mine.
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brunamacedo6333 years ago
Married to my wife for 14 years and I’ve never even heard her fart. So no, this ain’t true for everyone. Some things are better left a mystery.
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stéphane_lagarde1 year, 3 months ago
I NEVER want to be THIS comfortable with my man.
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megan_miller3 years ago
“HONEY GRAB THE SCALE!!” 😂
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anastasiegermain6383 years ago
She is aware you’re supposed to lift the toilet seat up and not just sit on top sh*tting your pants right?😂
valentim_darocha3 years ago
When you're already in the bathroom, shaving your face & they just walk in, sit down and take a dump... that's the point of no return.
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josué_costela10 months, 1 week ago
Married 34 years and we have NEVER done this. Keep the mystery!!!
jessedavenport8533 years ago
After 6 months: Me: you don’t need to open the tap anymore My girl: I didn’t!
revadawn743 years ago
When you can fart in front of each other, you know that your bond has reached the highest level of comfort with each other.😂
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mohammed.barrett2 years, 10 months ago
"Oh shit, that's a new record hun"
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corinne.daniel3 years ago
I’m 12 years with my girl and I still wouldn’t want her to see or hear me
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joanne.rose1 year, 6 months ago
My girl definitely did this within a month 😂 i fell so hard i found my competitor 😂😂😂😂
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jamesrune243 years ago
On our 7th year and I'm still kicking her out of bathroom 😂😂😂💪 not everything has to be shared 😅😂😂💯
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silvia_garcía3 years ago
Sharing is caring.
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ross.woodward7 months, 2 weeks ago
The breakup of my five-year relationship has left me heartbroken. I've tried everything to rekindle things, but so far, nothing has worked, and I'm finding it hard to move on.
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tammy_white1 year ago
Nope. I will never ever do my business with the door open. Don't even talk to me while I'm in the bathroom.
I’m 15 years into my relationship and I’m still convinced she doesn’t poop
I've been married 25 years and neither of us would act like this.
I used to believe girls didn’t take dumps for the longest 😂
I dont even poop with the door open and I live alone lol
Married almost 8yrs and have never taken a dump with the door open or the door unlocked. Crapping in front of my lady is not a fetish of mine.
Married to my wife for 14 years and I’ve never even heard her fart. So no, this ain’t true for everyone. Some things are better left a mystery.
I NEVER want to be THIS comfortable with my man.
“HONEY GRAB THE SCALE!!” 😂
She is aware you’re supposed to lift the toilet seat up and not just sit on top sh*tting your pants right?😂
When you're already in the bathroom, shaving your face & they just walk in, sit down and take a dump... that's the point of no return.
Married 34 years and we have NEVER done this. Keep the mystery!!!
After 6 months: Me: you don’t need to open the tap anymore My girl: I didn’t!
When you can fart in front of each other, you know that your bond has reached the highest level of comfort with each other.😂
"Oh shit, that's a new record hun"
I’m 12 years with my girl and I still wouldn’t want her to see or hear me
My girl definitely did this within a month 😂 i fell so hard i found my competitor 😂😂😂😂
On our 7th year and I'm still kicking her out of bathroom 😂😂😂💪 not everything has to be shared 😅😂😂💯
Sharing is caring.
The breakup of my five-year relationship has left me heartbroken. I've tried everything to rekindle things, but so far, nothing has worked, and I'm finding it hard to move on.
Nope. I will never ever do my business with the door open. Don't even talk to me while I'm in the bathroom.