Fear the Sanitizer

No, it kills 99.99% of each germ

But it realized, it does not spare any, it kills 99.99% of each germ

“With the sole exception of Soaparu Gojo of course “

"And then a whole army comes after me once I'm weak"

Accent thicker than the universe

That explains why this only 0.1% that survived

This lowkey needs to be an actual commercial

Its because when people complain that all the germs weren't removed from their hands they say its because those germs are the 0.01 percent

All hand sanitizer can only kill 99.99 %of germs with sole exception of gojo

Absolutely perfect idea

The germ's baby got me

I shit inside the vase of my grandma's ashes

Fire this should be an add!❤

Hand sanitizer "and if theres a hidden cut you don't know of i will burn it with a flamethrower"

I'm Sand Hanitizer

And with cuts i decide to feel like a sharper knife then the sharpest knife in the world

When you spare that one froggit

And also 100% hurts a cut :D😂

Reminds me of the soldier who spared hitler

And it finds the tiniest cut to enter in my hand and cause me immense pain