π¬ "Say nothing! I have a gunβ¦ AND a bomb!" π¬ "Take me to theβ¦ choppet?" π€ "What's a choppet?" π€ "Cockpit! COCKPIT!" π "Couldn't find 'cock' anywhereβ¦ they tend not to print it much in newspaper headlines." π βοΈ "Let's go to the COCKPIT. Now!" β "Oh goodβ¦ coffees." π¨ "Stay where you are! I'm now in charge of this aircraft!" π£ "There's a bomb! And unless Β£1 million is transferred into my bank accountβ¦ I'll detonate it!" β "How'd you get a bomb on board the plane?" π "I had toβ¦ wing it." πͺ "It's on the wing." π± "There's a BOMBβ¦ on the WING?!" π "I dunnoβ¦ weird." π³ "Ohβ¦ Mandy." π€·ββοΈ "Mandyβ¦? MANDY?!" π₯ This hijacker can't pronounce "cockpit," hid a bomb ON THE WING, and might be working with someone named Mandy. Absolute chaos. 10/10. π π What's the WORST hijacking plan you've ever seen? Drop βοΈ or π£ below. #PlaneHijack #CockpitNotChoppet #BombOnTheWing #WingIt #Mandy #FailedHijacking #ComedySketch #AirplaneChaos #MillionPoundRansom #BacksOrChaps #NewspaperHeadlines #CantFindCock #WhatIsAChoppet #FlightNightmare #FunnyHijacker
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She was more than just a historian.
Thank you Cunk
βThe Egyptians believed the most important thing you could do in your life, was die.β
Bruh i thought this was about to be a rise of kingdoms ad π
Fun fact: Protocol is to NEVER let them in the cockpit. If they are out there they may kill people but if they are in the cockpit they can kill everyone on board plus more on the ground. Edit: For anyone saying that protocol breaks down under pressure from a gun or bomb: 1) Cockpits are bullet proof blast resistant and locked from the inside before flights and flight attendants are trained to maintain flight deck integrity at all costs 2) If there is a bomb isnβt it safer for them to loose a wing and have living pilots to mitigate damage and loss of life while aiming for less crowded areas than someone purposely trying to crash for damage and loss of life to the plane, people in the plane, and people at the crash sight?
"soviet onion"
BBC comedy series: Mandy. It's Series 3, Episode 4. You can see it on the Thumbnail.
I mean honestly he still has a gun. Could very well kill a few people with the bullets inside said gun.
NO PHILOMENA! π
Cunk ran out of history to teach
Take me to the "choc pit" got me dying ππ
' Say nothting I have a gun and a bomb Take me to the Soviet Onion
The upclose to her terrified face was hilarious π
Damn, Kevin has really been through it after the divorce
Liz and Kevin in another life
Cunk and Lucius in one plane... how beautiful
How exactly did she get out of the airplane without anyone else noticing?!
What in the actual fuck hahaha
She is such an underrated comedian she does have my side splitting in laughter she is so funny π€£
Mandy is the hero we don't deserve But we all needπ