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I can't wait to grow old, so I can share with my grandchildren my photo album, full of precious memories of things that didn't fucking happen.
And we call it Windows 11. I'm dead lol
Remember when tech used to be fun and not dystopian spyware?
Rather ironic to see this after the previous Google CEO got booed at multiple times during a graduation ceremony for glazing AI instead of making a actual f*cking speech
They said "AI overviews are used by 2.5 billion monthly users" like it's an indicator of how great and useful it is. That's like saying "99% of car users get stuck in traffic at least once every 2 weeks. Using this info we can deduce that 99% of car users LOVE traffic"
“Just Be Evil, Nobody will stop you” -Google
"Don't be evil." - Former company slogan of Google "A.I. first. Along with shareholder value." - Google's current slogan
Thanks for SAMming it up for us.
Docs Live is simply where you get doxxed live.
“Turn into a great deceiver. What a beast” This is a very clever line.
I used to love technology but now it feels like everything is trying to shove AI on it. This is depressing
Still waiting for AI to cure cancer, but I bet AI will deduce that the logical cure will be to get rid of humans so there is no more cancer.
next google io wont have humans, it'll just be gemini text to speech announcing its own features
The stage looks like a liminal space
If all the money that was invested in AI was invested in anything else, literally anything else, the world would be a better place.
3:08 Wow, as if the Claude deleting an entire company's database in 9 seconds wasn't a good enough argument against this
Instead of AI, can we get back the old, better Google search results?
Google’s new “imbecile Obliterator”?
1:06 the all new AI dump
I hate how the comments on the keynote were disabled. The comments would have been amazing.