Day in my life as a SWE @ Google

Never heard of a water company named Google…

Now she's just flexing on us with all the interns she can boss around. At my job, we only have the one intern to abuse AND we have to share it. It's horrible.

You woke up before noon AND went into the office? You're so brave, Alberta!

this is inaccurate, Google employees don't get in at 10 am, they get in at 9:55 because free breakfast closes at 10

Glad to see that a sparkling water company has decided to diversify with the creation of Google!

not pictured: existential dread from knowing that even as an actually productive employee you could be randomly let go to make the numbers better this quarter

The great thing about getting into the office at 10AM at any Google east coast office is you have at least three hours of quiet until the folks in California get in. Often four, on bad traffic days in Silicon Valley.

The look on your face when "working" 😂😂😂

It's called an intern because you're in turn to wheel me around

We wake up at noon and get to work at one. An hour lunch and then at two we're done. - Citizens of the Emerald City

As a teacher, this is pretty solid rage bait, lol.

even Google can't afford a DDR cab how bad is the economy damn

The way you make employees willing to work long hours is to make the office a more enjoyable place to be than their homes.

You got on with Google? Nice!

You left the sparkling water company with newly integrated next gen level ai!?

As a certified night owl, 10am really does feel like bright and early most days 😅 but then I don't have a problem at all working into the evening

Hahaha love the sarcasm!! I’m at a fellow tech company and this is what people think we do all day 😂 meanwhile we work so hard we never play with this games.

as someone who works from home, i have access to exactly 0 interns.

You're a real hustler 😂

You're still working on your laptop while the intern wheels you around in the cart. Such dedication!