Gale Dekarios of Waterdeep, master of the arcane arts. Skilled with words. Truly. No one comes close. The Rizzard, some call him. (Featuring some funny voice lines from early in the game, related to Gale’s romance, no spoilers of course.) Song is Tchaikovsky's Waltz of the Flowers #bg3 #shorts
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I have no idea why, but every time I hear that line, I find the just-slightly-too-long pause after "I, um, once read a book..." to be absolutely hilarious. Like, noooo, Gale, really?? A *whole* book? Without any pictures or anything???
Gale is literally an walking, talking oxymoron. He’s somehow confident but awkward, smart but also acts like an idiot, flirtatious but also insulting, charming but also lame at the same time. I love him!
How does he make it sound so confident and yet so awkward 😂❤
Gale is the epitome of the “his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me” meme
"gods, you're SUCH a dork," i say while tearing off my clothes.
Gale, the Rizzard of Waterdeep
Rizz so negative it rolls right round to being positive somehow
lae’zel 🤝 gale: telling tav they stink good
he's so confidently embarrasing
That wizard CAN NOT flirt to save his life and it works on me Every. Single. Time.
“Musk?” 😭 I know for a fact my whole team is probably rancid
Holy fuck dude just tell Tav their eyes are pretty, I'm begging you, gale 😭
My favourite EVER is "I can do more than woo you, I can wow you" or something along those lines cuz it's so CHEEESYYYY I love him
My barbarian was absolutely covered in blood when Gale said the line about liking our musk. So I just had to romance him, ya know 😂
He's made me cringe so hard it's uno reversed me into thinking he's really cute...
i love this man and his negative rizz
The romantic vibe of Swan Lake paired together with Gale's awkward attempts at flirting is just so funny to me. It does make him endearing though ❤
You just know he told everything to Tara afterward and screamed into a pillow
My wife once said I was so painfully awkward when I tried to flirt with her and that’s what made her fall for me. I always thought she was messing with me but now thanks to these comments I’m starting to get it haha
I love Gale, he is so awkard and sweet😅