Baldur's Gate 3 - Funny Astarion Compilation

" It's not you, it's me. I have standards. " I died laughing, I'm gonna use that line.

Astarion doesn't think short people are people apparently

“Easy now! Let’s not do anything hilarious!” The man is a treasure

"but goblins? Kobolds? ... Gnomes?" THE FUCKING POUT. this man is a treasure

astarion: gods, really? saving a drow I can understand but saving gnomes? me, a whole ass drow romancing him: 🤨 excuse me?

My favorite astarion quote is "the thing that will decide my fate forevermore? Yes, it's been on my mind. Why?" It gets me every time

So Astarion is... *gnomophobic?*

LOL the way he says "I'm the most powerful vampire in the realms" is hilarious. 5/5 voice acting, 5/5 mocap acting. Thanks for this compilation. And here I thought I'd heard most of Astarion's lines already, but there are a few here that are new

The “easy now, let’s not do anything hilarious” still absolutely takes me out

his awkward grin when he tells u he has standards lmaoo

Astarion is literally the comedy relief of bg3 😂.

The pure joy on his face when he says "I'm the most powerful vampire in the realms!" he's the love of my life

Like him or hate him, he is the game's mascott and the most interesting character in the game

The Award was the most deserved award in the history of game related awards.

My favorite is when they walk in on a orc and a troll having sex in a stable😂😂😂 he says “let me open it, they sound disgusting”

performance of the year DESERVED

I don’t like the part where tav makes him bite that stranger…poor thing he obviously didn’t want to nor like it 🥺

What makes him say "I hope that counts that we killed him" or close to that?

hes the love of my life 😭❤

He’s so c*nty I’m absolutely obsessed with him