Astarion and Wyll love age shaming each other | Baldur's Gate 3

And it's when Durge repeats "I have such a headache" for the eleventh time that day that I remember he was actually lobotomized.

"Dude, I'm an elf. I could be two centuries old and not be a vampire."

"Listen here, old man." "Listen here, lil' bro."

Lae'zel asserting dominance

Wyll is not even dissing Astarion, he’s saying Astarion seems like a young man so he has to be reminded he’s an elder

Wyll is SUCH a privileged/upper city/upper class dude as was Astarion…..so they both out-snooty eachother in the these conversations sometimes.

200 years isn't even old for an elf. Halsin is almost twice Astarion's age!

Astarion and Minthara apparently: 🤝 calling companions "child"

"I'm surrounded by a bunch of weirdos!"

Wyll out here thinking that anyone other than Astarion used the word agog even two hundred years ago, and Astarion going right on letting him believe that

Missed chance: "not an impressive word, just one often used by the elderly."

Shush Astarion you'd still sleep with him

Lae'zel casually t-posing to assert dominance in the background lmfao.

Wyll: Whatever you say, unc.

In a society full of dwarfs, elves and gnomes, being 200 is not really any considerable age. Astarion is a vampire, yes, but hes also an elf and at 200 he would be just a young adult.

Astarion looks dope in Clive's outfit from Final Fantasy 16

I love my grandfathers, Halsin and Astarion ❤

there is a difference between impressive words, and old words that fell out of fashion

Astarion got rinsed so bad that he tried to lash out, failed miserably and ended up seeming more like an old man yelling at clouds

Conversations like this make me think the writers forgot Astarion was an elf and 200 is actually quite young by elf standards