Astarion's most famous quotes in Baldur's Gate 3
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Astarion somehow teeters between sensual, suave and sophist…
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Astarion somehow teeters between sensual, suave and sophisticated vampire and a cynical, whiny toddler with pointy teeth
The breathless “…I’m going to fucking kill you” is peak voice acting
He tries to be so suave, but as soon as one thing goes wrong he folds like laundry
"i cant even tell if any of you are acting strange because youve been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos" had me cackling when i reached that interaction
Neil Newbon earned his award for the performance
“Well apparently there’s a limit. somewhere between a nice summer day, And the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!”
"Because this group is full of weirdos" "Well, obviously, if any of us act normal, you'll know who the Shapeshifter is."
“Easy now, let’s not do anything hilarious” is my fave
"I have standards" Astarion being a sniper main in tf2 confirmed
"It's not you, you understand. It's me... I have standards." Absolutely perfect statement from beginning to end.
One of my favourites is "Why she sounds positively demented, hahaha I love it, let's tell her everything"
I like the Durge specific one where he says something like “I should be the only dark power in you.”
His banter made him stay in my party through the whole game
“Easy now, let’s not do anything hilarious” was the siren song that killed everyone because I couldn’t resist
And they wonder why I constantly bring Astarion along. He is fucking hilarious.
"It's not you, it's me, I have standards." Coming from Astarion, that's brutal lmao
you can tell that Astarion's voice actor was having the time of the time of his life with this character.
The noise he makes after finding out there’s hundreds of goblins will always be my favourite, he sounds like a ten-year-old finding out he’s going clothes shopping. Also the fact that his concern isn’t the fact he’s going to have to fight a goblin horde, it’s just how long it’s going to take to kill them all.
" *I WAS RIGHT THERE!!!* " Will always be my favorite put of the voice performances in the entirety of Baldur's Gate 3
the "this group is full of weirdos" line ALWAYS gets me, the lance one as well his "I WAS RIGHT THERE!!!" and "THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!" I love him so much.