Karlach's most hilarious scenes in Baldur's Gate 3, ranked.
Timestamps:
00:00 Number 10
00:07 Number 9
00:13 Number 8
00:27 Number 7
00:33 Number 6
01:03 Number 5
01:25 Number 4
02:01 Number 3
02:45 Number 2
03:07 Number 1
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Comments 48erick_pimenta:
Karlach: Ew. No. Just mates. Me: *Takes 14 points of psychi…
Karlach: Ew. No. Just mates. Me: *Takes 14 points of psychic damage*
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rebecca_anderson1 year, 3 months ago
Karlach: Damnit! We scared it off. Me: WHO IS WE?! You speaking French Karlach? You scared it away.
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crystal_ramirez1 year, 3 months ago
Karlach, a near 2 meter tall lady with muscles for brains being dragged away as if shes a toddler throwing a temper tantrum will never not be funny.
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andrew_aguilar1 year, 3 months ago
Maybe not the funniest moment, but the ‘ride you until you see stars’ line is definitely my favourite… Oh, and the breaking the 4th wall bit is genius too!
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laurie.morgan1 year, 3 months ago
Confirmed, Gortash is a disney princess
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saanvi.sha1 year, 3 months ago
The sore lack of “I’ve taken more pleasant *shits* than you, Mizora; and at least those can be buried after” is felt within the deepest recesses of my heart
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victoire_chrétien1 year, 3 months ago
Worst she can say is no: "Ew, no. Just mates."
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amanda.knight1 year, 3 months ago
"Stick close to Mama K" and "Just remember you asked for this" are my favs. I also love Gortash' s line when Tav/Durge tells him to F off. "Seems like you've been spending too much time with young Karlach"
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martin_hayes1 year, 3 months ago
Gale licking the spider is perfect
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leonard_bender1 year, 3 months ago
She looks like she could dominate you, but will actually ask you to be gentle.
nicholas_marsh1 year, 3 months ago
The Gale’s grandad line rolls a nat 20 every time, commanding a smile out of me.
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raagini_dhar1 year, 3 months ago
That whole bit about Elminster highlights how much Karlach would have been BG3's Minsc if the big guy himself didn't actually show up. As it is, she's being the party Minsc for about 80% of the game.
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john.jensen1 year, 3 months ago
Having GALE lick the damn thing was absolutely a choice.
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diane_thompson1 year, 3 months ago
That's our wife! ♥
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anastasiegermain6381 year, 3 months ago
Based on my playthrough, i can tell you Karlach definitely knows what dwarf tastes like.
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robin_eaton1 year, 3 months ago
Can we go to bed now? - gets my vote 😂😂😂😂
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diane_thompson1 year, 3 months ago
You haven't *really* played BG3 until you put Lae'zel under that blood-shower in the colony. Her line of "Wonderful! ... Juuust fan*tas*tic!" never fails to crack me up. I just realized that I've only ever got SH's responses to the Owlbear-visit at camp. I didn't even know Karlach had lines for this one. Maybe it's an approval/romance thing, as I'll always romance SH... not sure. Also love her "Do I smell ... beef?!"-line when you lick the spider-carcass. Almost as good as Gale's "STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!!"
charansarna1171 year, 3 months ago
Thank your for the tribute to my wife
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ethan.santos1 year, 3 months ago
What about the "is magic Hand a hard spell to learn" thing?^^
Karlach: Ew. No. Just mates. Me: *Takes 14 points of psychic damage*
Karlach: Damnit! We scared it off. Me: WHO IS WE?! You speaking French Karlach? You scared it away.
Karlach, a near 2 meter tall lady with muscles for brains being dragged away as if shes a toddler throwing a temper tantrum will never not be funny.
Maybe not the funniest moment, but the ‘ride you until you see stars’ line is definitely my favourite… Oh, and the breaking the 4th wall bit is genius too!
Confirmed, Gortash is a disney princess
The sore lack of “I’ve taken more pleasant *shits* than you, Mizora; and at least those can be buried after” is felt within the deepest recesses of my heart
Worst she can say is no: "Ew, no. Just mates."
"Stick close to Mama K" and "Just remember you asked for this" are my favs. I also love Gortash' s line when Tav/Durge tells him to F off. "Seems like you've been spending too much time with young Karlach"
Gale licking the spider is perfect
She looks like she could dominate you, but will actually ask you to be gentle.
The Gale’s grandad line rolls a nat 20 every time, commanding a smile out of me.
That whole bit about Elminster highlights how much Karlach would have been BG3's Minsc if the big guy himself didn't actually show up. As it is, she's being the party Minsc for about 80% of the game.
Having GALE lick the damn thing was absolutely a choice.
That's our wife! ♥
Based on my playthrough, i can tell you Karlach definitely knows what dwarf tastes like.
Can we go to bed now? - gets my vote 😂😂😂😂
You haven't *really* played BG3 until you put Lae'zel under that blood-shower in the colony. Her line of "Wonderful! ... Juuust fan*tas*tic!" never fails to crack me up. I just realized that I've only ever got SH's responses to the Owlbear-visit at camp. I didn't even know Karlach had lines for this one. Maybe it's an approval/romance thing, as I'll always romance SH... not sure. Also love her "Do I smell ... beef?!"-line when you lick the spider-carcass. Almost as good as Gale's "STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!!"
Thank your for the tribute to my wife
What about the "is magic Hand a hard spell to learn" thing?^^
Making Gale eat the spider meat is diabolical