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Spiders with arachnophobia..... Now I've seen it all
I thought they were afraid of flamethrowers. You know, the appropriate response to finding a spider in your house
So now Australia has cannibalistic serial killer spiders.
"What's with the long face?"
Well...I'm pretty sure me and the spider in the top corner of my room won't be sleeping tonight
so the accurate arch enemy of spider-man would be assassin spiderman
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Australia : But wait,THERES MORE!!!
Cant believe a spider actually plays a Silksong to eat spiders
You forgot to mention, they're also called "Pelican Spiders". Because not only did they climb out of a circle of Hell, they're also the embodiment of the deadly sin of Gluttony. Cause their appetite, while only feeding on other spiders, is also... very voracious.
Other Spider: *WE'RE COUSINS!!!* Assassin Spider: *Do I look like I care?*
Death by uppies lmaoo
*"im gonna team kill cause im bored an hungry"*
An Assassin Spider sounds like something you can find in... oh nevermind
So, its the equivalent of a heavily deformed spc/uncanny valley humanoid knocking on your door predending to be a delivery driver with your food
That thing, is horrifying
I heard him say "This f*cking demon" and went, "It's probably from Australia." And I was right (Edit: HOLY SH*T LESS THAN A DAY AND 912 LIKES TYSM 🥹)
How the tables have turned for these spiders
Imagine feeling your house shake and when you go outside to check what it is there's something that kind of resembles a human which then stabs you through the chest with it's bare hand and then eats you
That spider is forklift certified. Right on assassin spider… right on!