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Imagine how dumb you'd have to be to choose fisticuffs with a guy who could ACTUALLY slap your face off.
That is a horrifying image you put in my head
“Oh your poor wife” -deadpool
That is a different "no glove no love" situation.
He has the type of hands that could polish steel
That man needs moisturizer just to avoid flaying his dog.
I saw where it was going but I was NOT expecting .... carrot peeler.
One thing this man has/will never hear “Soft hands there brother.”
Imagine giving someone a handshake and he just takes half your skin with him!
He is what is used to sand down, sand paper. He is the very thing that sand paper either fears, or looks up to, or both both is good
Took me the second rewatch to understand what horror he just put in my head
Coulda gone the rest of my life without that last bit being planted in my subconscious.. 🙃🤣
We like friction, but not THAT much friction 0_0
Sometimes people curse others with their intrusive thoughts.
Carrot peeler is crazy
Carrot peeler more like fire starter ehehheh
Wrong wood! WRONG WOOD!!
Just johnny taking care of plank
I miss the person I was before you put that image in my head
I have never gone from blue screen to literal laugh out loud before as I processed what he said/meant 😂
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Imagine how dumb you'd have to be to choose fisticuffs with a guy who could ACTUALLY slap your face off.
That is a horrifying image you put in my head
“Oh your poor wife” -deadpool
That is a different "no glove no love" situation.
He has the type of hands that could polish steel
That man needs moisturizer just to avoid flaying his dog.
I saw where it was going but I was NOT expecting .... carrot peeler.
One thing this man has/will never hear “Soft hands there brother.”
Imagine giving someone a handshake and he just takes half your skin with him!
He is what is used to sand down, sand paper. He is the very thing that sand paper either fears, or looks up to, or both both is good
Took me the second rewatch to understand what horror he just put in my head
Coulda gone the rest of my life without that last bit being planted in my subconscious.. 🙃🤣
We like friction, but not THAT much friction 0_0
Sometimes people curse others with their intrusive thoughts.
Carrot peeler is crazy
Carrot peeler more like fire starter ehehheh
Wrong wood! WRONG WOOD!!
Just johnny taking care of plank
I miss the person I was before you put that image in my head
I have never gone from blue screen to literal laugh out loud before as I processed what he said/meant 😂