Bill so high he had to make a comedyshow about this to pay
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christy_cooper3 months ago
Mmmmm whatcha say
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nadiaaether43 months ago
Damn! That's a 400 dollar bill if 80 dollars is 20%! And we haven't even added what Derulo gets out of this. 😅
scottarc943 months ago
Comedic storytelling is on 💯 in this bit 😂. Excellent job bro 👏🏾
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beth_burton3 months ago
For $80 you can get 16 rotisserie chickens from Costco.
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ayushman.chaudry3 months ago
Homie getting put through all that meanwhile girlfriend is just sitting in her chair without a worry in the world humming watcha say
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brenda.padilla3 months ago
wo, this is a welllllllll written joke scheme. 📝👌
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ethan.santos3 months ago
Jason Derulo is actually a really successful businessman nowadays. He owns lots of carwashes amongst other things.
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beth.cisneros3 months ago
If I looked to see Jason DeRulo across the restaurant I'd start bawling my eyes out. I AIN'T GOT JASON DERULO KINDA MONEY 😭😭😭
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luz_mireles3 months ago
“Stop giving him streams” took me fully out 😂
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rebeccareynolds8953 months ago
ON TOUR- Honolulu, Oahu 5/20 San Antonio TX 5/29-30 Boston, MA 6/6-7, Vancouver BC 6/11-6/13 Austin TX 6/19-6/20 Chandler AZ 7/9-10 Nashville, TN 8/14-8/15 Sacramento, CA 8/27-8/29 Uncasville, CT 9/10-9/12 Dallas 9/18-9/19 San Francisco, CA 10/7-10/10 Philadelphia, PA 10/21 Washington DC 10/22-10/24 Baltimore 10/25 Eugene OR 11/4 Portland OR 11/5-11/7 Atlanta GA 11/20 Raleigh NC 11/19-21 St Louis 12/2 Indianapolis 12/3-12/4 Los Angeles 12/9 Seattle 1/30/27 Tickets in my bio + join my email/text list to request your city #comedy #standup #crowdwork #steakhouse #jasonderulo
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liabeier2613 months ago
I kinda had a feeling once he said bartender that it would only be free drinks. Is comedic timing and economy of the words still made the joke hit and was worth the watch.
kerry_nicholson3 months ago
tipping 80 😭 thats a cost of two pax
emmanuelle_maillot3 months ago
My steakhouse chef husband laughed his head off listening to this! Congrats on the tour.
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stéphane.perrin3 months ago
Gauging your bill by how successful Jason Derulo is is amazing comedy.
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elaine_fry3 months ago
Jason derula is making millions on car washes😂😂😂 He doesn't need to make music. He does it for fun at this point
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pénélopevaleon833 months ago
I love the thought of throwing strays at Jason Derulo for the sake of your mental health
Literal "My steak is too juicy"
Bill so high he had to make a comedyshow about this to pay
Mmmmm whatcha say
Damn! That's a 400 dollar bill if 80 dollars is 20%! And we haven't even added what Derulo gets out of this. 😅
Comedic storytelling is on 💯 in this bit 😂. Excellent job bro 👏🏾
For $80 you can get 16 rotisserie chickens from Costco.
Homie getting put through all that meanwhile girlfriend is just sitting in her chair without a worry in the world humming watcha say
wo, this is a welllllllll written joke scheme. 📝👌
Jason Derulo is actually a really successful businessman nowadays. He owns lots of carwashes amongst other things.
If I looked to see Jason DeRulo across the restaurant I'd start bawling my eyes out. I AIN'T GOT JASON DERULO KINDA MONEY 😭😭😭
“Stop giving him streams” took me fully out 😂
ON TOUR- Honolulu, Oahu 5/20 San Antonio TX 5/29-30 Boston, MA 6/6-7, Vancouver BC 6/11-6/13 Austin TX 6/19-6/20 Chandler AZ 7/9-10 Nashville, TN 8/14-8/15 Sacramento, CA 8/27-8/29 Uncasville, CT 9/10-9/12 Dallas 9/18-9/19 San Francisco, CA 10/7-10/10 Philadelphia, PA 10/21 Washington DC 10/22-10/24 Baltimore 10/25 Eugene OR 11/4 Portland OR 11/5-11/7 Atlanta GA 11/20 Raleigh NC 11/19-21 St Louis 12/2 Indianapolis 12/3-12/4 Los Angeles 12/9 Seattle 1/30/27 Tickets in my bio + join my email/text list to request your city #comedy #standup #crowdwork #steakhouse #jasonderulo
I kinda had a feeling once he said bartender that it would only be free drinks. Is comedic timing and economy of the words still made the joke hit and was worth the watch.
tipping 80 😭 thats a cost of two pax
My steakhouse chef husband laughed his head off listening to this! Congrats on the tour.
Gauging your bill by how successful Jason Derulo is is amazing comedy.
Jason derula is making millions on car washes😂😂😂 He doesn't need to make music. He does it for fun at this point
I love the thought of throwing strays at Jason Derulo for the sake of your mental health
"Dear sister, by the time you read this-"
"But I had water" 🤣🤣