He Found A Smooth Mars Bar 💀

Imagine emailing mars asking why is my chocolate bar is smooth, thats a planet

Wait, hold on. He sent an email to a planet.

I thought he was gonna auction it on eBay for thousands of something

It was missing its veins

I thought you said “mounds bar” at first and flinched like an abused child

Maybe it melted

Thats a international mars bar. You can get one from the international isle at your local grocery. I think it's from the uk.

They dont want to talk about it because of how much product they lose just to make those ripples and then pass the cost to the consumer

I love the Mars bar for their dih vein texture

He was just mad that i wasnt the same when he ate it upside down

yo a dollar for a mars bar hold uo

They should make chocolate bars of difrrent plantet names

"Didn't wanna talk about their manufacturing process" Well well well

Imagine if those didn’t have a ripple either

“In tunty tunty fowr “😂😂😂

Mars dih, but its not veiny

Buy 1 smooth mars bar, get 2 free!

Smooth criminal ahh mars

"opened a arrs arr💅💅💅"

Bro wanted to feel the veins on his tongue while eating it up