To be fair Gale only robs you like 2, 3 times. Then it's just the "Please let me explode everywhere" part which is.... negotiable.
annshah4552 years, 9 months ago
Gale: takes 3-4 hot garbage magic items you were never going to use. Players: I will never financially recover from this
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aimée.foucher2 years, 9 months ago
gale's sad wet divorced dad energy has captivated me
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lucieadam192 years, 10 months ago
nonono i picked astarion because unlike real life, astarion ACTUALLY listens to me and eventually ends up actually wanting me
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maríadelcarmenuribe8012 years, 10 months ago
Honestly the bigger red flag with Gale is that he spends the entire first date simping for his ex.
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rolando_zayas2 years, 9 months ago
I love Karlach because she's so genuine. Nothin hidden because she knows she doesn't have the time for that. Plus she's sunshine with anger issues and I resonate with that
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anastasiegermain6382 years, 9 months ago
As a dragonborn Laezel gets to live her life long persuit of riding a dragon .
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joshuaplume842 years, 9 months ago
I accidentally romanced gale to the point of extreme sexual tension that I didn't pick up till midway through because I thought he would teach me more about magic and wizard stuff.
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harryjames2112 years, 9 months ago
Gale's breakdown if you call sexy time with him "fine" is the funniest thing in the universe, and then he's like "f*ck it I'm going to kms"
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reecehopkins4732 years, 10 months ago
astarion is "i will fix him" to the EXTREME and i say this as an astarion lover
babyberry2 years, 10 months ago
Picked Gale because I am 50% “but daddy I can fix him” and 50% “be gay do crime kill god”
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megan_miller2 years, 9 months ago
Shadowheart: is the "I can fix her (and actually do)" romance Asarion: is the "I can fix him (you can't)" romance. Wyll: is the "he can fix me" romance Minthara: is the "we can make each other worse" romance.
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helen_hunter2 years, 9 months ago
Astarion is every savior fantasy except you do actually fix him. Or corrupt him further we love options
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eshana.modi2 years, 9 months ago
I tried to romance Shadowheart because I was playing a cleric of Selûne and I wanted the drama.
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sébastienraven352 years, 10 months ago
Y'know, as much as I'd love to throw some shade around, I banged a mind-flair for an achievement... So, uh, he who is without sin throw the first stone and all that
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thomastempest622 years, 10 months ago
Actually gales my favorite because we’re both suicidal men who also believe we could kill god 👍
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tammy_white2 years, 8 months ago
The college professor line was a personal attack
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agathe_prévost2 years, 8 months ago
Gale is the cat dad, wine uncle, literature nerd that pretends they're the most innocent two-shoes but is secretly super kinky guy. I love him. :3
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robert.maldonado2 years, 5 months ago
Okay but Wyll is such a gentleman
maanaszachariah602 years, 10 months ago
How dare you! Karlach is a sweetheart! She wouldn't throw a car at me for breaking up with her! ...she would look sad enough for it to be equally painful though.
To be fair Gale only robs you like 2, 3 times. Then it's just the "Please let me explode everywhere" part which is.... negotiable.
Gale: takes 3-4 hot garbage magic items you were never going to use. Players: I will never financially recover from this
gale's sad wet divorced dad energy has captivated me
nonono i picked astarion because unlike real life, astarion ACTUALLY listens to me and eventually ends up actually wanting me
Honestly the bigger red flag with Gale is that he spends the entire first date simping for his ex.
I love Karlach because she's so genuine. Nothin hidden because she knows she doesn't have the time for that. Plus she's sunshine with anger issues and I resonate with that
As a dragonborn Laezel gets to live her life long persuit of riding a dragon .
I accidentally romanced gale to the point of extreme sexual tension that I didn't pick up till midway through because I thought he would teach me more about magic and wizard stuff.
Gale's breakdown if you call sexy time with him "fine" is the funniest thing in the universe, and then he's like "f*ck it I'm going to kms"
astarion is "i will fix him" to the EXTREME and i say this as an astarion lover
Picked Gale because I am 50% “but daddy I can fix him” and 50% “be gay do crime kill god”
Shadowheart: is the "I can fix her (and actually do)" romance Asarion: is the "I can fix him (you can't)" romance. Wyll: is the "he can fix me" romance Minthara: is the "we can make each other worse" romance.
Astarion is every savior fantasy except you do actually fix him. Or corrupt him further we love options
I tried to romance Shadowheart because I was playing a cleric of Selûne and I wanted the drama.
Y'know, as much as I'd love to throw some shade around, I banged a mind-flair for an achievement... So, uh, he who is without sin throw the first stone and all that
Actually gales my favorite because we’re both suicidal men who also believe we could kill god 👍
The college professor line was a personal attack
Gale is the cat dad, wine uncle, literature nerd that pretends they're the most innocent two-shoes but is secretly super kinky guy. I love him. :3
Okay but Wyll is such a gentleman
How dare you! Karlach is a sweetheart! She wouldn't throw a car at me for breaking up with her! ...she would look sad enough for it to be equally painful though.