Stealing From the Elderly in Thief Simulator 2

Knocking on a door only to be pepper sprayed and arrested truely is the suburban american experience

there is nothing more american than ringing a doorbell, having the owner come to the door and immediately pepper spray you, then the cops shoot you to death while you try to escape the crazy homeowner

The Sky demands your presence

I like Theif Simulator 2 because of it's realism. A USB drive weighs the exact same as a drone. 3 different security guards cannot see you through metal bars. A garage is a requirement to steal a car. Truly ahead of it's time.

Mart, stop running from it. The kerbals remember you... Your sins mart

my mans first instinct of seeing a clearly physically disabled old man was hit him over the head with a crowbar lmaoo

Mart getting constantly screwed by his need to smash every toilet will always be funny.

‘Man abuses shitty simulator’ is my favourite movie genre

It may be 1:05 AM and i may have a final tomorrow but that will not prevent me from watching this video

This dude took “Carrier & MSG rates may apply” to heart He has to hang up after every single sentence to save as many pennies as possible Recession does things to a Man

Such amazing dedication to the bit, he’s snuck into our house via our phones at night!! Dude really is a thief!

Martinfartopants

18:28 we all greet the witnesses like this

>picks the hardest difficulty >Complains about everything being too hard >Never tries to be stealthy or use any mechanics that would make the game playable for more than 5 seconds This truly is our martini cinco trousers

The factory still calls Martin. You cannot stop it

23:27 FLINT LOCKWOOOOD!!!!!

0:43 no lettuce 😢😢😢😭

- jahovas witness shows up at door to talk about the lord - gets peppersprayed, chased off the property, tazed and thrown in jail

when does the thief irl video come out?

what a thing to drop when i have exams in a week