Without A Doubt The DUMBEST Scene In Star Wars History 🤢🤮 #starwars #starwarsfan #shorts

when the blade forged a million years ago finds something in a wreck from a couple years ago

This is the reason Thanos wanted to restore humanity

"BUt ThE FOrcE!!!" Says the disney writer as i lock him in my basement

That feeling when you use an ancient Egyptian tablet to find an Apple AirTag in the ruins of the twin towers:

I cannot put into words the depth of revulsion these films conjure in me

Yeah guys, I just found an Egyptian crown that lined up with the debris of the Twin Towers that told me how to find some crypto currency. Like wtf 😭😭 EDIT: OMG THANK YOU ALL FOR THE LIKES!!!

“This dagger has done terrible things.” Meanwhile the youngling slayer 9000 on her hip

What era of Star Wars is best?

"I am a spy" 💔

The holiday special from 78 is better than the entire sequel trilogy

elementary school lvl of writing

“Not enough cocaine!”

Somehow.... Palpatine has come back - But the writers couldn't figure out how!

She felt tge dark deeds of this blade...but is wielding the saber anakin killed actual children with

They tried to Goonies us

Not only does it not make any sense that the blade predicts the wreck of something built in thousands of years after it was made, but rey just so happens to find the perfect distance and angle for it to line up

They should make these three movies non canon

Just imagine if she stood two feet to the left and was like "Nope. Not there."

Pov: you and bro are writing a star wars story but meet walter white after a second

As a lawyer, I will tell you that it is illegal