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Plot twist: “Go away” mats were invented by a vampire hunte…
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Plot twist: “Go away” mats were invented by a vampire hunter specifically because of the vampire welcome mat loophole.
That... Makes way too much sense...
I loved this gag in "Renfield". "How did you get in?" *Dracula nods to the front door. Renfield sees the tacky tie-dye 'welcome' mat* "...fuck."
reminds me of the buffy episode where the vampire can enter schoolgrounds cause they wrote in latin on the wall "be welcome all who thirst for knowledge"
The 'Welcome Mats' bypass would however ONLY work, if the house/apartment owner put the mat there, NOT the Vampire by itself.
So first they made us season ourselfes with garlic and now this?! "Big succ" must be stopped!
Mine says "come back with a warrant." F***, I just involved the fey in this whole thing, didn't I?
This is why my "welcome mat" just says Hi, I'm Matt. My house is vampire-free!
They also started the whole "You'er welcome!" after someone says "Thank you!" thing.
That's why mine says "turn back" and I gave my dad one that says "definitely not a trap door"
Unfortunately for them, the Secret Order invented "Bless This Mess" placards as a secondary round of protection.
Rotate the welcome mat the other direction, that way vampires can only leave. That also seems like a practical joke vampires would play on each other.
They also invented doorbells so you could unlock the door for them
“Why not buy the buildings and become landlords.” “We’re monsters, not evil.”
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who knows about this loophole. It’s basically making your home a restaurant with a neon “open” sign.
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Reinfield pretty much confirmed it. You know the movie with Nicholas Cage as Count Dracula.
"I didnt invite you to my house" Vampire: "I politely invited myself inside"
I love that this animation implies that he just wants to hang out and cause mischief rather than drinking her blood
This was actually a joke in the Renfield movie with Nicholas cage