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The kerbals mart They're waiting for your return
"Don't do drugs because gambling is much more profitable." I will pass this sacred knowledge down forever
Imagine being a pawnshop guy, hearing about a massive shootout in town only for a bloodstained weirdo to come in wanting to sell dozens of police issue handguns And then saying "yeah ok"
“Martin, we need to -“ “Why… why did you just snort all of it up already”
3:04 15 seconds of airtime and zero fall damage. Jebediah Kerman would be proud
Putting an ATM inside a casino is diabolical.
18:04 this is like that time in 1973 when FedEx almost went bankrupt and the CEO Fred Smith used their last $5000 on a Hail Mary at the blackjack table.
26:50: "Gambling is much more profitable." lol
18:47 mart shouting "come back with a warrant" and proceeding to mag-dump the cops killed me
8:21 I hate when I get home from work, reach into my back pocket, and find out NOT ONLY is my delicious white horse gravy GONE, but that someone swapped it with a literal firearm. Sheesh, Tuesdays are awful.
The fact the 1st thumbnail was losing $10,000,000, now its making $10,000,000 means he took a loan out and put it all on 17 black
Thanks to Martin's wise advice, I'm going to Las Vegas to gamble all my savings. Thank you so much! Can't wait to be rich!!
18:45 going into my daily vocab usage now
0:51 martin as a normal frog is actually horrifying
The censorship may be annoying, but my god, the "fLoUr" soundbites being poorly injected into the audio is so funny
mart The kerbins mart they will not wait much longer
3:25 fun fact if you collected the rv equipment you'd get an early game jump start
I wonder if he is tweaking?
Of course it's the Aussie that gets 10 million by exploiting THE SLOTS.
Right when I was searching for something to watch, Mart appears in my time of need. Thank you Mart