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Simple, you can survive SAW by simply saying “Oh no” until Koolaid Man shows up
Saw be like: "I'm putting you in this almost-guarenteed death trap because you didn't tip the cashier at that restraunt you went to 3 years ago."
Matpat should make a theory on how much money Phineas and Ferb spent that one summer
Random Guy: "I'm depressed." Jigsaw: "Wow that sucks man have you considered NOT being depressed?"
It’s frightening how you can wake up in a SAW trap, after forgetting to recycle one day.
How to survive SAW: Don't live in the city where Jigsaw activity has been reported.
Jigsaw chooses his players very carefully, but he sometimes makes them take the lives of innocent people for them to pass their own games, it doesn't really make much sense haha
Jigsaw would most likely put you in a trap through some bullshit like "When you were born, your parents carried you past a man who's friends, cousin's, step-brothers great great great great great great grandad once kicked a rock which left a light bruise on a child walking by when he was 7."
“Don’t be depressed” Me, depressed: “I am not the same person I was before”
Jigsaw be like “Do you know why you’re here Jimmy? When you were 19 you lived next to a family of vegans who fed their cat fish.”
Me: Saw is a fictional movie and I will likely never have to worry about being kidnapped and tortured because it isn't real Also me: But what if?
How to survive SAW: - Don't be a person
Literally, Jigsaw ranges from targeting murderers to people whose children have been murdered.
Jigsaw punishes you for being a "Terrible Person" by making you become one and killing a bunch of random strangers in a room you wake up in.
here's a couple more tips from someone who just finished binging the entire series: • If you wake up in a chair, don't stand up. Most of the traps that have the victim in chairs and allow them to stand up are started by a metal pin that is pulled out the moment you stand up. • Don't open or close any big doors. These doors will begin the next trap and will lock you out from the previous. Make sure you have all the materials you can gather before continuing. • To alleviate pain slightly, take a deep breath and quickly let it out before doing something that will hurt you. The breath out released endorphins, masking the pain slightly. • Talk with you teammates and get an understanding of the connection between you all ASAP. This will give you a hint on the theme of the traps and what you can do to survive.
The thing that makes me the most mad is when John says he doesn’t like murderers yet it puts people in traps where they have to murder to survive for example Amanda. You just created a murderer, the one thing you despise, I hope you’re proud of yourself.
Character: I'm suicidal because my mental health. Jigsaw: Let me destroy your mental health more and see if you're still suicidal.
"Do you want to play a game?" "No" "Oh... I'm so sorry... The exit is to your left." Bam.
me: *forgets to return the library book back on time in 3rd grade* jigsaw: _so you've chosen death_
Person: “what a nice day”! Jigsaw: “you don’t appreciate life”