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Foil Arms and Hog they wrote a sketch, Which many online views did fetch; From grace we hope they never fall Like Humpty Dumpty from his wall.
The brothers Grimm upon hearing the nursery rhymes: hold my Stein 🍺
Now that’s very Grimm.
And they blame video games for causing violence in children
Nursery rhyme from Bosnia: child begging wolf not to eat his mother, because the child is brestfeed and if mother dies so will the child.
its 1700, that guy's had 20 children, kept 5, one is about to reach his 4th birthday
“Ladybird ladybird, fly away home Your house is on fire and your children are gone” Why?!
When I learned English nursery rhymes as a second-language speaker, I thought "wow that's very violent"... but then I learned that most of the nursery rhymes from my country (France) are thinly veiled sex jokes sooo.. Not much better 😅
One of the oldest Finnish nursery rhymes "Nuku nuku Nurmilintu" (sleep, sleep grass bird) was originally sung for dead children sleeping under the grass...
Arms' reaction when he's told that the innocent poem he liked is about the plague 😅🤣🤣 The contrast of the two characters make this so funny
German Doctor and psychiatrist (!) Heinrich Hoffmann has entered the chat with his “cautionary tales” about the Struwwelpeter that absolutely didn’t traumatise generations of children.
We have a lullaby in Germany that goes "tomorrow morning, if God so wants, you will be woken up again." Gotta introduce kids as early as possible to the fear of death.
There were three lads from Ireland Their nursery Rhymes were violent They made me laugh, I took a bath And I don't really know how Limericks work.
A 200 + year old nursery rhyme from Goa, India- " Uncle rat went to play with the cats kittens, then got eaten up whole". But hey! It has cats, kittens and small animals so kids would love that :P
Loving the 18th Century dishevelment
The star of the show is that wooden panel. So versatile! 🤣. Props to the set guru 😍😍
I love how the publisher feels emotions with his ENTIRE FACE 🤣😂
In defence of the nursery rhymes, I learned some valuable lessons - ‘Jack and Jill’ - How to avoid occupational therapy - ‘Baa Baa Black Sheep’ - No one deserves express shipping just because they ask how much product you have - ‘Little Miss Muffet’ - Snack time is better alone - ‘Incy Wincy Spider’ - Pest Control PSA
"But they rhyme!" Reminds of the non-offensive football chants xD
Just change the book title to "How to traumatize children. A step to step guide in poems."