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Train operator here married to a nurse :-)
As stated in Viz' Letterbocks once. "I take my hat off to train drivers keeping the train on those super-thin rails. As for those Underground drivers, it beats me how they do that in the dark!"
Somebody is a Steven Wright fan...
LOL. First line was hilarious 😂
As an ex train driver I never ran over any nurses, that did not want to be ran over.
1st Class delivery.
Power of a decent union
Had a lotta laughs at comedians this week but this one is The Best. Hilarious. Economical. Poignant.
You forgot to open and close the doors 😳
Perfect preach
Nurses can only kill one person at a time.
Wow Nurses get paid shit in London
Then you have to wipe the jumper of the front of the train, although I would say that the whole of the care industries pay is diabolical, and the amount these private care companies charge is diabolical too
This is how they make people fight each other
Go girl 😅😅🎉
😂😂 you're adorable
As of 2025–2026, London Underground (Tube) drivers have a high starting salary often exceeding £65,000–£72,000 including bonuses, while a newly qualified nurse with a degree (Band 5) in England starts at approximately £31,048
"Preach" 😂😂😂
I thought she was going to say how amazing it is that the tube drivers can drive in the exact center of those tubes with so little clearance on all sides.
Jokes well delivered are more effective sometimes than people jumping up and down outside a place in protest for a fkin week or more .