So Why Does Windows 11 Suck?

The reason why Windows 11 sucks is because it's part of a series of plagues sent to us by the higher powers in order to punish us for letting billionaires capture human creativity inside a soul stone and exclude humans from it entirely

It sucks cuz they replaced Clippy with a creepy invisible entity that just sends your personal info to their data centres.

I mean duh, you'd think after 10 other windows you'd finally be able to see through it

I really like " too big to fail " because historically " too big to fail " is the lie that you tell the government when your already failing and need a taxpayer sponsored lifeline to keep you ass from crumbling donw.

Windows 11 is the first "Software As A Service" OS. This is the main reason why it sucks. Its only purpose is displaying ads and stealing your data.

It's gotten to the point where MS is claiming that they will make Windows "on par" with SteamOS in game performance. SteamOS runs nearly all of its games as Windows games through a compatibility layer, still beats Windows even though it's not running the games natively, and Microsoft has been forced to tacitly acknowledge that this is the case.

it really cracks me up that the start menu was such a big deal when windows was new, but now it's written with react native and is a prime example of the exact kind of rot that windows is suffering from

Windows 11 got me to finally have the courage to entirely switch to Linux.

switched to linux instead of updating to 11 and here is the thing: Even when something goes wrong or isnt intuitive and I have to troubleshoot, it doesnt make me mad bc I know the problem comes from my lack of understanding the system and not bc microsoft is forcefully implementing "features" that makes the system worse

"So Why Does Windows 11 Suck?" It's our just and deserved punishment from a wrathful God.

Fuck I miss Windows 7 so much...

I see you trying to use forward slashes to navigate DOS. You've gotten used to Linux and forgotten that DOS uses back slashes instead.

"This is the end goal of tech conglomerates" I mean really "owning everything" is basically the end goal of all *immature desire* if that makes sense?

Congratulations to Windows 11 for convincing me to use Linux permanently, it took a lot of effort on their end but they still pulled through.

I remember having a dream where my pc was infected by 7 different viruses and the most prominent one was my pc turning into windows 11

Windows wanting to control the entire computer industry while also being the absolute worst at making computers and software is a level of hubris rivaling Icarus or a Biblical story 😭

> Call their product "Windows" > Zero transparency from the company Kojima has done it again.

Kappa Kaiju with hair down looking like a late 2000s older brother. Great essay!

Every time you say we don’t have time for something I get sad because I want to watch an hour long video going off on random tangents

It's insane how 95% of Windows 11's problems can be fixed by running ONE (1) powershell command to debloat it (and by living in Europe)