Foal before being squeezed: suddenly there's a lotta room in moms belly
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genaro.chavarría3 weeks, 4 days ago
Yeah, between not getting squeezed by the birth canal and not being dropped or pushed out in a certain way. Usually the babies don't have that snap into reality, which is why they are so ditzy, if they're born via c-section. Poor babies, good thing we have found methods to help them.
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océane.blin3 weeks, 5 days ago
"There's something wrong with my foal." "Have you tried factory resetting it?"
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nicholas_bell3 weeks, 5 days ago
I was born via C-section I have no idea what I'm doing maybe I just need to be squeezed.
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martin_hayes3 weeks, 5 days ago
I’ve seen full grown people who act like they ain’t been born yet
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hortensepoirier4533 weeks, 5 days ago
Instinctual "five more minutes"
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ann_lewis3 weeks, 5 days ago
Dang ole algo got me seeing born again foals
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beth_burton3 weeks, 5 days ago
I also occasionally forget that I'm alive and wander aimlessly
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courtneyatlas823 weeks, 5 days ago
"You're going to want to strangle your foal"
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nehaganesh9763 weeks, 5 days ago
Born again 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
thibaultpixel543 weeks, 5 days ago
Basically me After waking up 😂
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nadiaaether43 weeks, 5 days ago
Now who the fuck figured that out?!
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wandamyst13 weeks, 5 days ago
Give me a minute I got to soft reset my horse so the update applies :3
taylorsmith9243 weeks, 5 days ago
Horse be born with two brain cell and sometimes require manual activation to function
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tony_johnson3 weeks, 5 days ago
Resetting a foal was not on my bingo card
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ericarguello2663 weeks, 5 days ago
I can imagine this turning into another umamusume skit.
Foal before being squeezed: suddenly there's a lotta room in moms belly
Yeah, between not getting squeezed by the birth canal and not being dropped or pushed out in a certain way. Usually the babies don't have that snap into reality, which is why they are so ditzy, if they're born via c-section. Poor babies, good thing we have found methods to help them.
"There's something wrong with my foal." "Have you tried factory resetting it?"
I was born via C-section I have no idea what I'm doing maybe I just need to be squeezed.
I’ve seen full grown people who act like they ain’t been born yet
Instinctual "five more minutes"
Dang ole algo got me seeing born again foals
I also occasionally forget that I'm alive and wander aimlessly
"You're going to want to strangle your foal"
Born again 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
Basically me After waking up 😂
Now who the fuck figured that out?!
Give me a minute I got to soft reset my horse so the update applies :3
Horse be born with two brain cell and sometimes require manual activation to function
Resetting a foal was not on my bingo card
I can imagine this turning into another umamusume skit.
Horses feel like a "yes and" improv class
“BORN AGAIN” - Adam Warlock
Foal baptism 😂 that there’s a born again foal 😂
Makes sense lots of us feel better after a hug