Tall people vs Short people: Known Issues Got Worse

“FINALLY A BUFF TO TALL PEOPLE” I say knowing DAMN well I’m short as hell

Bug report: the butter is so works so good that my head clip inside the wall

Bug report: short people get poisoned by eating food from the floor!

Dang you should make this an actual game!

Revert tall tax i can barely move i take ten steps and my entire hunger bar is gone

its called a "popcorn" ceiling for a reason

But report: I noclip through ceiling

Tall tax, aka floor loot for me, despawned when I saw it from a vent and went to it via a different route

Bug report: the tall person left the butter on the floor and when i touched it thrown me out of the map

Bug report: ceiling scraping can be abused to restore health in combat. combined with a coating of butter to mitigate the effects of knockback, this is leading to unfair combat in many servers.

Bug report: when i added the butter, a taller and strong boss called "Mom" appeared and when she saw what i did she slayed me...

So this the strat: Tall: Cover everything in butter Short: Intentionally drop food on the floor

Bug report:when a short person eats floor loot it has a small chance that a beast called a "cat" or "dog" take a small nibble out of the floor loot leaving the beast's saliva on to loot and when you try to eat it u can get a desease called "rabies". This desease can make your limbs feel numb and when the desease spreads to your brain (will take time) can perm softlock you and end you. Also the desease "rabies" can have a small mutation and give you hydrophobia (hydrophobia is a phobia that makes you scared of water physically and mentally)

Bug Report: I can't seem to eat food off the floor until 5 sceonds have passed, my tall friend (yes, a tall and short player friendship) can't recover dropped food after 5 seconds pass

We need a game for this and please upgrade tall people a lot like the short ones

We get the "short" end of the stick

Bug report: when you eat the dropped food sometimes it no-clips you to the floor

Bug report: when I drank the juice I became too fast

Bug report: the tactical juice box has been shooting us forward and glitching us into the wall

Bug report: when I drink from my tactical juice box, I lost damage because it was expired