Sometimes the customer describes the issue accurately #costumerstates #mechanic #vehicle #funny

“lol melted a battery? sure, whatever you sa- oh my fucking god.” -my sincere, genuine reaction.

Some of these people got guardian angels working overtime Edit: heheh this doin numbers

“Customer hit a pothole” “Oh I see the rim is a bit bent… oh…”

customer from the first one wasnt lying, shit did in fact melt

I love how these bounce between "funny but harmless accident" and "dear god how are you allowed on the road?!"

I think the battery one wins. How the fuck do you melt a battery?

“Sir you don't have brakes” got me rolling 😭

Nothing will ever be funnier than some ridiculous “customer states” and it’s exactly what they described lol

On the positive side, most of the customer complaints were descriptively accurate.

*Stares in genuine confusion at how some of these ppl are even still alive*

You damn right he hit a pothole. Hit it like it owed him money.

I don’t work at a shop, but I find the most impressive thing about these is that they even make it to the shop

I like how most of for most of these the customer isn’t technically wrong, just vastly understating the issue

"the battery melted" "lol sure- HOW IN THE FUCK"

That moment when a crazy customer complaint comes in, and you have to wonder what's worse: the complaint being exaggerated, or the complaint being accurate.

“Battery melted? Yeah it’s probably just some dust— Oh my fucking lord.” -Every single mechanic ever

The seal killed me 😂

The brake, accelerate… she can not be serious 😂

Sometimes, the most inexplicable thing about the vehicles that roll into the shop is that they did, in fact, roll in.

So.. I'm hearing... Either customers are paranoid (saying smthn's wrong when it's not) or way too normal about smthn catastrophic