‘I’m not looking for solutions’

He's got the safety vest on to indicate his implied role as a repair guy who fixes stuff

This is actually more upsetting than anything because of how spot on it is

“ngggggg guhhhh” is a sign of high intelligence

"no prob, lemme call my listening guy. He can be here in a half hour. That will be $250."

"That must be hard for you." Is the phrase.

Dude I work on fucking appliances and hvac and they do talk to me like this sometimes this is almost exactly like a real life scenario I see constantly like I’m fixing your dishwasher please stop complaining to me about how annoying it was to hand wash dishes for a few days

Listenniiinnnnnggggaaaaah! This is your signal to evacuate.

I love how Ryan knows if he's not wearing the high vis we won't know he's trying to be a professional...

"I don't want your solutions. I want you to be present while I express myself." Yeah, I'm headed to the bar with the boys. Good luck with that though.

The “ah” at the end of every sentence is spot on.

“No take! Only throw!” 🐶

this really slaps me in my soul 😂 the amount of times ive cluelessly blundered into fixing a problem for a gf, only to get berated and punished for fixing a problem

Every sentence has to end with “gaaahhh” that’s how you really get the man in your life to listen

It should have ended with her telling him to stop trying to fix her problems and just listen to her. Then after a 15 minute sit down counseling session he bills her for the service call and leaves without fixing anything ... yet somehow she feels satisfied and feels much better about the whole situation.

In women speak: “I want you to pick up some food and bring it here for me.”

“Your not listinnnnnnninga” gave me ptsd

This is very on point

Whyyyyy is the door opening from the wall side?! That's all I can focus on while drowning out the noise

She wants him to fix it, and fill it with groceries

"It's not about the nail!"