Audio by @VinceyReads

What i LOVE about the idea of this being a show is that it could be a legitimately interesting educational show like the Magic School Bus, but with the occasional exsanguination.

The kid vampire educating a grown vampire is actually wholesome

It's like logging back into game you stopped playing years ago. Years of updates hit you at once

"Oh yeah, what was the outcome of the world war" "One or two?" "THERE WAS TWO!?" (I know it wasn't always called that it isn't supposed to be serious)

Vampire in 2035 wakes up: "Ah what a nice sleep, now to check if my NFT's have grown in value as promised."

I thought the plot twists would be that the child is actually a vampire hunter. She's in the library because she knows that it's a go to location for vampires that just woke up from a long slumber. She specifically chose the moon landing program, because it would be one of the most shocking revelation to a vampire. And when the vampire is too focused on the information, she strikes.

Kid vampires being specialists meant to gather information about what has been happening to fill in others is peak world building.

There is a reason you find vampires like myself spending a lot of time in libraries.

Punkeydoodles is doing a lot of vampire shorts lately. Must be trying to make enough for Vampire Time: Volume 2.

Imagine humanity from the perspective of eternals. These eternals have a history longer than human existence, and to them, humanity went from cavemen to space-travel capable in the blink of an eye.

"who is Jeffery Epstein? He did WHAT?!"

Imagine being a master swordsman and horse rider, these skills have served you well for centuries. Humans have advanced, but the sword has always been people's primary weapons and horses the best means of travel. This hasn't changed even in the face of new inventions like matchlocks and ships. Then you take a nap for 200 years and suddenly everyone has horseless carriages and guns are waaaaayy scarier.

We need a sitcom of this NOW

We then binge watch 3 seasons about 2 immortal vampires exploring the modern world together

"oh these paintings are cool, who made them. Adolf Hitler? He's dead? Well I hope he's remember well of his work." "He did *WHAT?!"*

A vampire explaining to another vampire about the events he missed and the current state of the world is a great idea for a series or movie

Ahh the odd couple vampire who are canonically the same age but were turned at different stages of life😂 i was waiting for thier back story

I wonder if child vampires keep their high energy levels even as they grow older? That would explain why this one wasn't held up napping.

I was waiting for the plot-twist that the little girl was actually a vampire slayer, and her presentations are her way of getting vampires to out themselves.

And this would tie into one of the previous shorts about adult looking vampires playing parent for a physically kid-looking vampire