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No one acknowledging Damien’s “There’s a lot to unpack there.” comment about the woman that got kicked out of the van with all her things 😭
damien is approaching truly lethal levels of Vibe with his dark hair and beard and glasses and now a WATCH??? the boy is levelling up too fast
PANCAKES: OUT TICKETS: BOUGHT MATTRESS: BAGUETTE
As an adult, smosh is the equivalent of Saturday morning cartoons for me
You know you watch a lot of Reddit stories when Ian mentions the peanut butter gay story and you go "no it was hummus"
As a Brit I can confirm that the Charles-Diana-Camilla triangle is very well known. If someone says you’re his Di and his ex is his Camilla he’s telling you that you’re the most acceptable wife option but his ex isn’t ever going to be his ex. Diana famously said there were three people in her marriage.
a whole stick of butter? that often? in this economy?
"Pandora's Butter" is the most beautifully unhinged thing I've heard this year XD
from a filipino guy: 13k pesos per month is actually INSULTINGLY LOW, especially for someone in the software development industry. it’s below minimum wage, and it will not make for a livable wage in this country’s economy. i’m really glad this person got a much better offer.
Ian + Damian is a fire combo for reddit, because Damian is going to have the best advice sprinkled in with some of the best out of pocket jokes, and Ian is going to have the best out of pocket jokes sprinkled in with some of the best advice
For the Butter Man Story. What he actually does with butter wouldn't be the problem for me. It'd be the lying and gaslighting me. As long as BF isn't endangering himself, I'd buy him lubricant and tell him to have fun. But DONT tell me I didn't see something I DEFINITELY saw.
I’m a domestic violence counselor and I immediately recognized the guy in that first story as a serial abuser. The way he kicked her out over something like sipping coffee and she just says that’s why he kicked her out as if it’s a valid reason that requires no explanation. And planting the watch in her bags was a clear attempt at establishing control over her.
Camilla was at the wedding of Charles and Diana and she wore white, complete with a hat (scandalous!!) So when Camilla and Charles married, Queen Elizabeth wore white, complete with a hat. Camilla could not wear white, because the Queen wore white, so she wore grey instead. Ah, the British!!
Pandora's butter was such a dope one liner that went unnoticed.
That's gotta be one of the least satisfying updates to a Reddit story ever. She doesn't even tell us what he was actually doing with the butter. She just vaguely hints at it like it's some kind of unknowable cosmic horror. Thanks for nothing, Lovecraft.
I feel such visceral horror at the idea of two families working together to manufacture a perfect love story because OP’s parents want grandkids so badly. They treat their daughter like a walking uterus and became master manipulators to puppet around her autonomy for the end goal of tricking her into giving birth. That’s INSANE. They really tried to do a forced pregnancy with extra steps
Ian acknowledging the "pHiLiPpInEs mEntIonEd!!" culture, as a filipino, made me laugh hysterically and sad tear up at the same time
The Camilla/Diana story made me angry on so many levels. The betrayal. The lack of seeing her as even HUMAN by her actual family has me reeling. What a tragic story.
*I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP UNTIL I KNOW WHAT THAT MAN DID WITH THE BUTTER.*
First story would make such a cute indie coming of age movie of a young women getting kicked out by her ex and then traveling with a sweet older couple and learning about life lessons through them.