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Funnily enough, Smosh Reddit Stories has become a pretty fantastic vehicle for my partner and I to discuss our values on a pretty consistent basis, which has revealed that in a lot of ways we're on the same page about things.
“Unfortunately what if he’s dumb” is so real lmfao
Saturday: Morning Pancakes: Out Reddit: Stories Mattress: Baguette
Why was he looking through her LINKEDIN MESSAGES tho?! Like thats wild to me.
The amount of times that man said "She's so young" and "She's 21" as a reason why he got an ego boost and why he decided to cheat is disgusting. 🚩
A 40 year old man spending an entire paragraph judging a 21 year old for being bad in bed…. She’s 21? The point of your desire is that she’s not as experienced? The way he talks about every woman in this story is so disrespectful and disgusting.
Bit city sketch where it's an ad for mattress baguettes but they never fully explain what the product is
The 40yr old guy saying “She seemed like she just wanted the ego boost of a guy finding her attractive” as if he didn’t JUST say “it was a real ego boost to be flirted with by someone so young” 😭 the hypocrisy is insane
The original mattress baguette commenter explained what it is and they said "TIL what Smosh is. A mattress baguette is just a baguette made with mattresses instead of bread so it's very thick. Hope that helps!" Probably the best response they could've given.
"I love whimsy, so I'm gonna bet it's koalamydia" is the most glorious out-of-context quote
"she just wanted the ego boost of feeling attractive" said the man who said he did this for the ego boost of feeling attractive. The hypocrisy of this dude. "U no cheat, me only cheat me smart man" "you no feel good only me feel good me big baby boy everything about me"
Shoutout to the guy who spent less than 20 minutes with an escort, went to Pot Belly afterwards, and tried to cover his tracks by changing it to a Panera Bread when he posted it on reddit.
The 'low libido'/twice a week comment remonds me of a scene in Annie Hall when Annie's therapist asks her how often they have sex and she says, "All the time! About 3 times a week." Cut to Woody Allen's character with HIS therapist asking the same question and he replies, "Hardly ever! Maybe 3 times a week."
"If I could go back in time I'd lock myself in my hotel room for the whole work trip" is so crazy because it shows that he's still shirking blame. It's not HIS fault, he couldn't control himself like a damn werewolf or something
My ex cheated on me this summer. He owns a small business. He cheated on our 3 year relationship with one of his employees. I told anyone and everyone about what he did to me. About a quarter of his employees left after finding out the truth. Expose cheaters.
"I loved you" is such a bar im sorry
robert irwin being a key factor in one of the craziest smosh reddit stories ever was not on my 2025 bingo card
The "mattress baguette" convo is giving "have you worn wigs?"
I looked up Mattress Baguette and found "A mattress baguette, or mattress support, is a board or pad placed under a mattress to help prevent sagging and extend its life" So I guess it is something haha
Arasha’s face card ALWAYS eats but her with this ponytail is another level, she’s gorge!