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I hope people understand that epipens are temporary support for anaphalaxis, not cure! The point of an epi-pen is to give you time to get to a hospital, not to fix you.
The first post was definitely an ad. There are a lot of posts on Reddit where posters suddenly mention an app,/website/service name in the second half of their post, give a short description of what it does, and then don’t mention it again, as if trying not to sound like an ad. If you notice this type of posts once, you will see it everywhere on Reddit.
smosh pit confession! while there are paid ads in this episode, the first story is NOT one of them. our team will be keeping a better eye out & avoid stories like that in the future 👍♥
watching three adults argue and point their finger over whether or not you could see some guys hog on an ipad is truly something
“Would a woman with large breasts be told to wear baggier clothing?” As a woman with large breasts. Yes. I have been. At multiple jobs. Doesn’t make what’s happening to him right though
smosh ily but you NEED to get someone on the team for reddit stories that will read them all in advance and check if theyre fake, ai, or undisclosed ads😭 i feel like damian pointing out the obviously fake ones
man experiencing extremely standered sexism in the office: WOMEN HAVE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS EVER IN THEIR LIVES.
The first story is 1. Probably an ad. 2. The reason why Bitcoin doesn't actually work as a currency.
I cannot get over the irony of the person who got a Haku tattoo. Somebody who has never even seen the movie gets a tattoo of a character whose whole story is about losing their identity, in a movie all about becoming nameless because someone stole your name and memories, because they wanted to steal a personal idea with memories and emotions attached from a "friend" just to piss them off for their own amusement. Absolutely unreal.
Reread the second story with the suspicion that it was written by an incel trying to make women sound shallow and vapid, and it suddenly makes a lot more sense.
The wife in the last story probably looked over his actions and decisions since the injury and realized that neither she nor their daughter are safe with him around.
That second story about the Sorority girl sounds like a fetish post to me, like a guy describing himself as demeaningly as possible and then writing about his "dream girl" degrading him. I've certainly never heard a woman describe herself that way lol.
Dead Internet Theory is gonna be the downfall of reddit stories. It's getting harder and harder to tell which are AI.
That second story feels so fake to me. Like I know that we treat every story as if it were real, but the language she used when describing herself reeks of a man writing a woman, what with mentioning her cup size, body, writing "ass" instead of butt. It all felt so off.
OP#2 is written like reddit's "how men write women" when describing herself 😂
That guy being like “would a woman be treated this way in the workplace?? I think not! 🤓” as he’s in a classic ‘woman in the workplace’ situation, is so funny to me in an infuriating kinda way. Like honey no offense but are you dumb? Also holy shit, getting a full sleeve tattoo just to upset somebody else is one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard. What the hell dude
I know this isn't relevant, I'm gonna piggyback off of the EpiPen thing. The same thing applies to Narcan! If someone has overdosed and you administer Narcan, they still need IMMEDIATE medical attention! The opiates are in their system longer than the Narcan is, and they can slip back into overdose once the Narcan wears off. Both EpiPen and Narcan are temporary solutions and both require immediate medical attention after using
not smosh falling for ad stories and incel fake stories back to back 💔
Story 2: can I be honest? This feels like a fantasy an incel made up to justify some hatred of women. Like, obviously some people can really be this awful, but this feels so exaggerated and over the top
Brain injuries are terrifying because there's no real scale for what it can do to you It's both fascinating and horrifying