BAH humbug PODCAST: https://smo.sh/PitRedditSpotify https://smo.sh/PitRedditiHeart https://smo.sh/PitRedditApple 0:00 Intro 2:33 I bought my wife a Roomba for Christmas https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ed9cyv/aita_for_buying_my_wife_a_roomba_for_christmas/ 14:22 Guy I'm seeing thinks Santa Claus is real https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/18qgdhf/guy_im_seeing_legitimately_thinks_santa_claus_is/ 30:15 I want to put a birthday hat on my neighbor's pumpkin https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jk7q8j/wibta_if_i_put_a_birthday_hat_on_my_neighbors/ 39:27 My bf got my Pokemon for Christmas... https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1hzfl61/my_26f_bf_30m_got_me_pok%C3%A9mon_for_christmas_and_i/ 46:10 I sat on my husband's lap at Thanksgiving https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/z55m2b/aita_for_sitting_on_my_husbands_lap_during/ 57:50 I passed gas on the dance floor https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gdmvza/tifu_passing_gas_on_the_dance_floor/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman, Abby Schmidt Art Coordinator: Bridgette Baron Wardrobe Supervisor: Julia Rosner Set Dresser: Luke Brau Art PA: Emilie Anderson Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Selina Garcia Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast Smosh Alike: https://bit.ly/SubToSmoshAlike FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
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chanse and angela will always be my favourite combo because they're so emotionally intelligent and empathetic and also UNHINGED
CHANSE GIVING HIS EX COAL IM FUCKKNG SCREAMING SOBBING 😭😭😭😭😭
My Roomba’s name is CLEAN LATIFAH
Hi, Damien-on-the-shoulder here. People are nuts, and this is probably real. Do what you’ve gotta do to survive the night, then when you feel safe to do so, RUN LIKE HELL. CHANGE THE LOCKS. BLOCK UP YOUR CHIMNEY.
"a bow on your to-do list" is a perfect way to describe that sort of gift
angela's ability to lose a room and immediately turn it into the most hilarious joke is truly astounding
1:04:24 IM CRYINNGG the "apology to our audio listeners" being on screen for youtube watchers only is so fucking good 😭 all hail the editors
My mom introduced me to Smosh (specifically reddit stories) 3 years ago now. She passed away this week after a long battle with ALS, and watching your show reminds me of her. Thank you for always bringing her laughter and happiness when her life was hard Edit: Thank you all for you condolences! She's in a better place and isn't suffering anymore, that's what matters to me, even if I'm sad she's gone!
Chance throwing out a side story that could be a whole AITA post is sending me 😂
22:06 I love that Shayne has a Damien on his shoulder! Not a jiminy cricket or angel. Just a rational Damien! Friendship!
29:07 returning the gift WHILE THEYRE THERE IS CRAZY
I got a clump of coal at Christmas when I was younger, I cried for a while, then my dad broke it open and it was actually an amethyst geode. I was stoked after that.
“You’re kind of the Olaf of Smosh” is one of the sickest burns I’ve ever heard.
I love the exchange about Chanse's roomba... Angela immediately knowing Chanse wants to be asked about the roomba's name, Chanse having a nerdy name for it, the synchronized "sapphire guys!"
14:55 his age being perfectly in between chanse and angela’s guesses was so satisfying to me
My friend's husband bought her a vacuum for Christmas early in their marriage. They're grandparents now and vacuuming is still HIS responsibility as a result like 30 years later. 😂
St. Nicholas' day is Dec 6, and is celebrated throughout much of Europe. He was a 4th century Turkish bishop known for his generation, and he is the basis for the modern Santa Claus. But even the most devout Europeans I've met know he isn't alive. It's his spirit that is celebrated.
The apology to AUDIO listeners through TEXT is genuinely really funny to me
i feel so bad for the girl in the second story, she really just has an abusive mom and even her boyfriends family is awful. wishing her the best fr
obsessed with the pumpkin person saying "i worry a note is too rude so im gonna get incredibly passive aggressive about it"